When it's essentially a toss-up, who would I rather have beers with ... Turner just seems like a flat-out douchey, one Stella and I'm going home kinda guy. Cohen would drink Coors Lights, but she'd pound 'em, she'd be loud and stupid and hoarse, she'd throw up on her leopard print blazer and I'd have a good story.
Spot on. I wonder if Karen would come along and stay just slightly more sober? Doesn't sound like the worst night out ever.
When it's essentially a toss-up, who would I rather have beers with ... Turner just seems like a flat-out douchey, one Stella and I'm going home kinda guy. Cohen would drink Coors Lights, but she'd pound 'em, she'd be loud and stupid and hoarse, she'd throw up on her leopard print blazer and I'd have a good story.
Spot on. I wonder if Karen would come along and stay just slightly more sober? Doesn't sound like the worst night out ever.
Karen would just take 36 selfies of her mediocre ass while holding a hazy ale that she never finishes.
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Neither one has balls