It's a Festivus miracle!

1to392831weretaken

Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

WilburHooksHands

1to392831weretaken said:

Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

I got my wife to watch the witcher and she liked it.

PurpleBaze

1to392831weretaken said:

Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

Sounds like the perfect Christmas to me.

Cheers, buddy!

chuck

I ate two day's worth last night at my sister's and have been food less all day today as I recover. We don't feel like cooking. Not sure how this will turn out. It might be a Christmas tragedy...me starving.

TXDawg

1to392831weretaken said:

... just had Totinos pizza rolls...

Cries in Texan.

MikeDamone

I drank a bottle of Irish whisky today

YellowSnow

I have some serious prime rib farts right now.

dtd

I ripped a rotten egg one and cleared the dining room out as we were sitting down to eat. First dibs on everything. GF lives here on the weekends but wouldn't come home with me tonight; I assume that's for some other reason I don't care about.

DerekJohnson

chuck said:

I ate two day's worth last night at my sister's and have been food less all day today as I recover. We don't feel like cooking. Not sure how this will turn out. It might be a Christmas tragedy...me starving.

ChuckHIV!

DerekJohnson

1to392831weretaken said:

Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

Free lifetime season tickets to the Sounders* to the person who can name this movie

dtd

The Jerk.

DerekJohnson

dtd said:

The Jerk.

You're definitely over 45

dtd

Are the Sounders the new hockey team? Sorry I don't visit those boards anymore because of @ChillyDawg so I don't keep up.

Swaye

WilburHooksHands said:

1to392831weretaken said:

Was supposed to have Christmas dinner at my bother's place, but his daughter is sick for the 81st time this year, so we were left high and dry. I'm an in-my-forties looser, have a wife and two kids, and just had Totinos pizza rolls and beer for Christmas dinner.

If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

I got my wife to watch the witcher and she liked it.

Mrs. Swaye won't leave me alone about the Witcher. She made me binge three episodes last night. Yennifer? Jennifer? Whatever the fuck her name is needs to show the perkies more. Those things are delightful.

1to392831weretaken

dtd said:

Are the Sounders the new hockey team? Sorry I don't visit those boards anymore because of @ChillyDawg so I don't keep up.

To be fair, he's largely left the Sounders/Karens board alone...



Currently holding down only 36% of the front page action, so no big deal.

MikeDamone

dtd said:

The Jerk.

My favorite comedy of all time.

DugtheDoog

Fauci told me to inform any antivax nazi scum that they're not invited anymore so ma just brought me down a pot pie

2 weeks to stop the spread!

What's in your glass?