Colin Kaepernick already having a great off season

CuntWaffle

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/10/colin-kaepernick-49ers-sexual-assault-investigation-miami-viceroy/

I guess LuteOlsen4Prez was right when he reported about Kaepernick being involved in a slew of parking lot rapes. All you guys always point out when LO4P is wrong but when he is right......

dnc

Kaepernick is a medioce thug.

MEDIOCRE.

section8

Ricardo Lockette also involved but the story seems a little vague.

CuntWaffle

Nothing will probably come of this but I always love some good internet rape jokes to hold me off until the draft.

dnc

section8 said:

Ricardo Lockette also involved but the story seems a little vague.

Seems pretty cut and dried.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Only the first six inches of each gentleman were consensual.

Ron_Fairly

A picture has emerged.

TierbsHsotBoobs

BRB, JO.

MikeDamone

Sounds like he was up to no good. Being and idiot and stuff

Doogles

Sounds like a starting NFL QB in Miami.

[Deleted User]

LuteOlson4Prez tweeted Chris Petersen was spotted in Sea-Tac. Roof said no way he's leaving.

Petersen was named head coach 48 hours later.

LuteOlsen4Prez was then blocked by Roof.