Flights are a fuckin joke

DerekJohnson

MikeDamone said:

I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

Because of the hassle and cancellations, or something else?

whlinder

Pitchfork51 said:

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Airline(s)?


I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month.

EsophagealFeces

whlinder said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Airline(s)?


I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month.

I hear the porta potties there are great this time of year.

Pitchfork51

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane

What if you're hungover and unshaven?

Pitchfork51

EsophagealFeces said:

whlinder said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Airline(s)?


I had some wonderful flights to Dubai and back earlier this month.

I hear the porta potties there are great this time of year.

If you hire an Instagram influencer to be a porta potty in Texas, are they still a dubai porta potty?

Doogles

Pitchfork51 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane

What if you're hungover and unshaven?

What if you're 690 lbs and have an under tit infection?

Blu82

Flights/airports have gotten to be a terrible experience.
Im pissed enough that I split a Sky Share ride 2 weeks ago.
Expensive but worth every penny.

HuskyJW

Flew from Spokane to Seattle for ASU game. Old lady….”would you mind switching seats with me so I can sit by my husband?”

It’s 35 fucking minutes but whatevs.

Poor bastard couldn’t even have a moment of peace.

Alexis

My kid was supposed to fly out on American from Houston with his fiance to the DR to spend Christmas with her family this morning. Flight cancelled so they got moved to first class on a United flight.

Pretty decent trade I'd say.