Flights are a fuckin joke

Pitchfork51

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Slugging it out, too. I feel you bro.

About ready to go full on John Candy TP@A style.

Those aren’t pillows.

Logistics

Pitchfork51 said:

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Allegiant?

GrundleStiltzkin

Fly deadhead on FedEx, I hear there great around Christmas

LoneStarDawg

SwisherSweetboy

Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?

MikeDamone

I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

pawz

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Canceled again.

4 times in the past 5 weeks. Gotta fly out on wed again. Who's got the highest total lately?

Slugging it out, too. I feel you bro.

About ready to go full on John Candy TP@A style.

Those aren’t pillows.

One of the best scenes in cinematic history.

PurpleThrobber

SwisherSweetboy said:

Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?

Assless chaps

Though technically all chaps are assless.

Sledog

MikeDamone said:

I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

I'm with you I just used the RV to travel. Rather enjoyable.

Swaye

Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.

LebamDawg

and it could be worse

PurpleThrobber

MikeDamone said:

I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.

It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.

Have traveled Amtrak first class lately. Fucking awesome. They bring the lounge to you.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.

Lol sitting in the lounge for 7 hours then getting canceled is not fun

46XiJCAB

PurpleThrobber said:

MikeDamone said:

I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.

It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.

I hate those people. Wife said there’s a vid of a women telling Johnny Jump Ups to “sit your ass down, you’re not going anwhere”.

MelloDawg

SwisherSweetboy said:

Still toying with the idea of packing up and moving to Tejas. What kind of documents and shit do I need to show you guys that I'm worthy? Gun receipts? Voting records?

A pulse.

TXDawg

LoneStarDawg said:

Exactly. It always feels good to cross back into Texas.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Going to Miami in Feb. I fly first class with lounge access so the problems of the peasantry don't affect me.

Lol sitting in the lounge for 7 hours then getting canceled is not fun

I was just trying to make fun of poor people. I still hate flying. First class is just more comfortable suck.

PurpleThrobber

46XiJCAB said:

PurpleThrobber said:

MikeDamone said:

I haven’t flown since Maui February 2020. I won’t fly now. I just won’t.

Flying from about March 2020 to May 2021 was awesome. The sheeple living in fear made for some great deals and plenty of good seats.

It has returned to shitty rookie travelers. Quit trying to line jump people from the back of the plane upon arrival. You're going to miss your connecting flight, Row 38 guy. Fuck off, everyone else is trying to get out to theirs too.

I hate those people. Wife said there’s a vid of a women telling Johnny Jump Ups to “sit your ass down, you’re not going anwhere”.

The 'bows I throw at people trying to pull that shit make Bill Laimbeer blush.

Just won't put up with that crap. Mrs. Throbber v2.0 won't even let me sit in the aisle seat any longer. The Throbber immediately unbuckles and posts up like Patrick Ewing on the block. Hilarity ensues when Johnny Jump Up thinks he can get by or starts talking shit.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

If you're good looking and wear halfway decent clothes, they'll bump you to first class once in a while to balance the plane