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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Have Bezos speak during a team function. Come to Washington and make billions or go to USC and watch an ole' dried up SNL actor. This program needs to capitalize on all the local success stories , the job op's after graduation etc...not practices featuring snoop doog and Will Ferry.

    Go to Oregon and get your Nike job promised to you when you signed your letter of intent (which is $12.50/hr) upon graduation.. Or go to USC and get shot upon graduation... Or go to Washington and make $80k to start upon graduation with that Washington degree and football bullet on thy resume

    We don't sell Washington enough. We need head hunters in the athletic dept to go out and procure alums for football support. Doesn't even have to involve money, just name recognition . Don't donate right now, just come talk to the players and recruits about the advantages of going to UW and living in Seattle. Will be good for both parties.

    Everyone involved In Marketing UW football should have been fired years ago. UO has a 24/7 crew in charge of UO's smoke-and - mirrors program. Not smoke - and mirrors anymore huh? UW just sits on it's fucking fat ass while other schools pass us by. This is fact! Where's your influence and money Fleens? You fucking Tightwad forum monger.

    Where's the Seattle influence? Someone joked about Macklemore earlier. Well get him here on Jr Day, or for spring game. It's that forward thinking that can help make UW 'cool' with the recruits and players. Instead our brand as in the athletic department would rather invite jean Enerson on over for lessons in good health and exercise.

    Sell this program for fuck sakes. We have more to offer, in EVERY way, than any school in the country. Imagine if Phil knight got his greazy, bloody mitts on this program. We'd never lose a game (But Knight would have to have control of scheduling, which he writes at UO. )

  • MeekMeek Member Posts: 7,031
    sounds like a lot of fun!!! Who wouldn't want to be part of that program????!!!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Have Bezos speak during a team function. Come to Washington and make billions or go to USC and watch an ole' dried up SNL actor. This program needs to capitalize on all the local success stories , the job op's after graduation etc...not practices featuring snoop doog and Will Ferry.

    Go to Oregon and get your Nike job promised to you when you signed your letter of intent (which is $12.50/hr) upon graduation.. Or go to USC and get shot upon graduation... Or go to Washington and make $80k to start upon graduation with that Washington degree and football bullet on thy resume

    We don't sell Washington enough. We need head hunters in the athletic dept to go out and procure alums for football support. Doesn't even have to involve money, just name recognition . Don't donate right now, just come talk to the players and recruits about the advantages of going to UW and living in Seattle. Will be good for both parties.

    Everyone involved In Marketing UW football should have been fired years ago. UO has a 24/7 crew in charge of UO's smoke-and - mirrors program. Not smoke - and mirrors anymore huh? UW just sits on it's fucking fat ass while other schools pass us by. This is fact! Where's your influence and money Fleens? You fucking Tightwad forum monger.

    Where's the Seattle influence? Someone joked about Macklemore earlier. Well get him here on Jr Day, or for spring game. It's that forward thinking that can help make UW 'cool' with the recruits and players. Instead our brand as in the athletic department would rather invite jean Enerson on over for lessons in good health and exercise.

    Sell this program for fuck sakes. We have more to offer, in EVERY way, than any school in the country. Imagine if Phil knight got his greazy, bloody mitts on this program. We'd never lose a game (But Knight would have to have control of scheduling, which he writes at UO. )

    CHRIST! You know what is really "cool" with the recruits and players? WINNING!

    Oregon has had Nike for a while but didn't become what they were until they hired Chip Kelly.

    USC won't be shit because they have a fucking moron as a head coach. All the sizzle in the world doesn't make up for a lack of steak(Hi Kim!).
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    It would make us look more legit if recruits knew that UW doesn't have time or energy for a bunch of fuckin clowns to hang around the program and give fucktarded speeches that relate football to some other aspect of life.
  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Macklemore isn't cool lmfao.
  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Whatever it is that pete carrol does, thats whzt we should be trying to do. Cause that guy fucking wins and hes cocky about it and he throws up the choke sign when some sucker chokes. Like a fucking man. What we need is the win forever mantra over on montlake. Give carroll a percentage of tv sales make him the AD hell do whatever you have to do make him God for all i care. If chris petersen cant win on a pete carroll likescale then steal carroll. Thats a fucking winner right there
  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,169 Swaye's Wigwam
  • unfrozencavemanunfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303

    It would be cool if Macklamore Tom Skerritt would hang around the program and get involved like will Ferrell does fir Sc

  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,795 Swaye's Wigwam


    Everyone involved In Marketing UW football should have been fired years ago.

    Most accurate statement you've made yet on this message board
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

    Macklemore isn't cool lmfao.

    Macklemore's fan base is 95% white. He's not Drake or Kendrick Lamar to these high school kids.
  • DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    I agree with most of what puppy wrote. The UW marketing department is absolute shit. But Macklemore fucking sucks and I'll bet all the inner city recruits would think it's a joke.
  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    I dont think inner city recruits like drake, either. Well i actually have no idea all i know is that guy is a homo.
  • AtomicPissAtomicPiss Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,554 Founders Club
  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Declare for UW and get a handjob from Drake!!!!
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,795 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited April 2014

    Macklemore isn't cool lmfao.

    Agreed.

    Have Nacho Picasso be the corporate rapper partner of the team. Great influence for the kiddos. The team can run out of the tunnel to this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOgH3F_pW9E
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