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  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,996 Founders Club

    like 5% of hires actually work out so it would be nice if everybody shut the fuck up about big dicks or small dicks. If its deboer ive already seen a guy who did more with our QBs than us and almost dropped his mountain west nuts on oregons chin at home so im good with it.

    The autocorrect on my phone and computer already recognizes his name as DeBoner though.
  • Seven_Eleven
    Seven_Eleven Member Posts: 124

    like 5% of hires actually work out so it would be nice if everybody shut the fuck up about big dicks or small dicks. If its deboer ive already seen a guy who did more with our QBs than us and almost dropped his mountain west nuts on oregons chin at home so im good with it.

    Almost beat Oregon. Nothing Else Matters.

    I sense a new slogan
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

    like 5% of hires actually work out so it would be nice if everybody shut the fuck up about big dicks or small dicks. If its deboer ive already seen a guy who did more with our QBs than us and almost dropped his mountain west nuts on oregons chin at home so im good with it.

    Almost beat Oregon. Nothing Else Matters.

    I sense a new slogan
    thats already taken by Petersen
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,478 Founders Club
    in 2016 Matt Campbell went 9-2 at Toledo and in 2017 Jason Candle went 9-4.

    In 2016 Paul Rhoads went 3-9 at Iowa State. In 2017 Matt Campbell went 3-9 at Iowa State.

    In 2019 Fresno St went 4-8 under Tedford. In 2020 Fresno St went 3-3 under Deboner.

    Again, someone has to explain to me how Campbell is that much better.

    We (?) offered him what, almost 40 mil and he didn't want it. Not sure what the teeth gnashing and hand wringing is about. You don't win 3 out of 4 championships at any level without actually knowing how to coach the game. We haven't had an actual in game coach that had any idea how to run clock or adjust on the fly for 20 years.

    I'm definitely in the LIPO camp. And unlike most of the Deboner haters, I actually pay money to the fucking program each year. (stupidly, because I hate money)


  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 7,137
    Campbell is better than Wilcox. That’s the extent of his upside.
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Can a limp dick still be big though? Pepper Schwartz taught me about growers vs showers.

    Just food for thot
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    For some reason deboers resume keeps making me think of that other coach from 1 of the Dakota's who dominated div2, projected himself as being well endowed and went to Wyoming maybe? The fact I don't know means he hasn't done shit there.

    My "Boner 4 deboner" XXXXXXXL shirt is currently awaiting arrival at processing facility.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942
    If he hires recruitters I’ll suck his dick to kingdom come
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,478 Founders Club

    If he hires recruitters I’ll suck his dick Deboner to kingdom come

    Come on man. That's too easy to miss.