Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
Turkey is overrated but that is not the point. You know that though.
Americans eat too much. Is starving actually a good thing?
Cuban's are on the little food diet and seem to love it. Of course if they try to row to the US to escape the commie utopia in Cuba, they might be to weak to make it.
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.
But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though
Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.
Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.
But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though
Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.
Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Hell yeah, any time is a good time for a Beastie Boys reference.
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