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The Fed Wants You To Eat Dog Food For Thanksgiving?!?

DerekJohnson
DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 69,748 Founders Club
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Inflation is actually good. It means people have a lot of money saved up.
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,905 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2021
    Yeah, just don't buy a turkey and buy dog food. Just don't call leftards dishonest cunts.


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  • TheKobeStopper
    TheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,905 Standard Supporter
    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    Well, good for you. Stick to your tofu slobberer and leave the dressing and turkey gravy and day after turkey sandwiches to us.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,512 Standard Supporter
    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

    But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    But is it as overrated as AOC?
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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    PurpleThrobber said:

    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

    But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

    If you don't properly douse the white mean in your gravy, it can be dry.

    I prefer dark meat.

    Always moist.

    Always delicious.

    Now, back to your Turkey.

    Deep fry that thing.

    Do not throw away you potato boil. Blend that into your gravy along with all the drippings and flour.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,512 Standard Supporter
    46XiJCAB said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

    But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

    If you don't properly douse the white mean in your gravy, it can be dry.

    I prefer dark meat.

    Always moist.

    Always delicious.

    Now, back to your Turkey.

    Deep fry that thing.

    Do not throw away you potato boil. Blend that into your gravy along with all the drippings and flour.
    My staff does all that shit. You sound poor
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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,579 Standard Supporter
    PurpleThrobber said:

    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

    But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

    The best part of the turkey are the sandwiches after Thanksgiving!
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  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 8,078 Standard Supporter
    PurpleThrobber said:

    TheKobeStopper said:

    Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

    We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

    But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

    I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though
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