The Fed Wants You To Eat Dog Food For Thanksgiving?!?

AtomicPiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kfRwzt24OE

MikeDamone

Inflation is actually good. It means people have a lot of money saved up.

WestlinnDuck

Yeah, just don't buy a turkey and buy dog food. Just don't call leftards dishonest cunts.

TheKobeStopper

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

WestlinnDuck

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

Well, good for you. Stick to your tofu slobberer and leave the dressing and turkey gravy and day after turkey sandwiches to us.

PurpleThrobber

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

46XiJCAB

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

But is it as overrated as AOC?

46XiJCAB

PurpleThrobber said:

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

If you don't properly douse the white mean in your gravy, it can be dry.

I prefer dark meat.

Always moist.

Always delicious.

Now, back to your Turkey.

Deep fry that thing.

Do not throw away you potato boil. Blend that into your gravy along with all the drippings and flour.

PurpleThrobber

46XiJCAB said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

If you don't properly douse the white mean in your gravy, it can be dry.

I prefer dark meat.

Always moist.

Always delicious.

Now, back to your Turkey.

Deep fry that thing.

Do not throw away you potato boil. Blend that into your gravy along with all the drippings and flour.

My staff does all that shit. You sound poor

Sledog

PurpleThrobber said:

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

The best part of the turkey are the sandwiches after Thanksgiving!

Goduckies

PurpleThrobber said:

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though

PurpleThrobber

Goduckies said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though

Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.

Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.

hardhat

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1463231734741409799?s=20

https://twitter.com/Omowale99949437/status/1463307234033688580?s=20

Happy Thanksgiving to the laptop set and Latino familes...end quote

46XiJCAB

PurpleThrobber said:

Goduckies said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though

Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.

Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.

If they cool too much before whipping them, you can seriously screw them up. I’m in charge of that dish. If they’re not done correctly it puts a damper on my TG experience.

46XiJCAB

hardhat said:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1463231734741409799?s=20

https://twitter.com/Omowale99949437/status/1463307234033688580?s=20

Happy Thanksgiving to the laptop set and Latino familes...end quote

When POTUS has to tell you that shelves will be stocked for TG and your response is yippee and not, wait, WTF?

You’re part of the problems that have been created.

hardhat

USMChawk

hardhat said:

He probably forgot who she was.

46XiJCAB

USMChawk said:

hardhat said:

He probably forgot who she was.

Maybe the racist thought she was the?

CuntWaffle

MikeDamone said:

Inflation is actually good. It means people have a lot of money saved up.

Don't forget higher wages!

CuntWaffle

TheKobeStopper said:

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

Turkey is overrated but that is not the point. You know that though.

Swaye

Mrs Swaye paid 32 bucks for a roast. She knows better than to cook oppression bird for me.