He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".
Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.
I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.
Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.
I like to be fat, eat one of your salads, and be depressed and eat a half gallon of ice cream later because I am fat and get fatter. I do that.
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