softy - meet-up

Ron_Fairly

So who's up for a meetup? Says anytime after his show.

If I wind up being the only fucktard to accept, I'd have him meet me at VeggieGrill (I know, $75K). I'm sure he'd love that.

poc81

Ron_Fairly

poc81 said:

I guess that rules out p...




















never mind

CuntWaffle

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

Ron_Fairly

CuntWaffle said:

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, vegancheese, and sour soy cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

zero animal products

That said, I wonder if Fetters would eat one or more of this:

Mondo Nachos
“Chicasa” taco blend of veggie
proteins, caramelized onions,
mashed avocado, VG-Cheese,
jalapeños, soy cream and
corn chips. It’s big!

PostGameOrangeSlices

Ill bring the weed and blow.

All we need is a pic of softy doing a line to get the fucker off air

Tequilla

This thread is missing then when and where.

Ron_Fairly

when: "anytime after his show as stated in the OP

Where: Somewhere in the greater Seattle/Bellevue area. Anyplace but Dubs Pub.

Let's see how many are interested

HuskyJW

Vino's at the Landing....everything else is 2nd place.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Whoever else is going needs to just show up and say, "wow, Softy! Love your show!" After that, the Softy fan joins the conversation and starts to agree with every HHB talking poont.

LoneStarDawg

Ron_Fairly said:

So who's up for a meatup? Says anytime after his show.

If I wind up being the only fucktard to accept, I'd have him meet me at VeggieGrill (I know, $75K). I'm sure he'd love that.

Sure he didn't mean this?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Ron_Fairly said:

So who's up for a meatspin? Says anytime after his show.

If I wind up being the only fucktard to accept, I'd have him meet me at VeggieGrill (I know, $75K). I'm sure he'd love that.

Better correction.

MikeDamone

CuntWaffle said:

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.

PostGameOrangeSlices

MikeDamone said:

CuntWaffle said:

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.

I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.

Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.

Ron_Fairly

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

MikeDamone said:

CuntWaffle said:

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.

I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.

Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.

I like to be fat, eat one of your salads, and be depressed and eat a half gallon of ice cream later because I am fat and get fatter. I do that.

-signed, my MIL Shamu

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Summary: Softy and 170,000,000 other 'Mericans are fat, disgusting slobs that delude themselves into thinking drinking a Diet Coke or murdering a taco salad will aid in their weight loss.

Ron_Fairly

Dick_B

I may be fat, I may be a slob, but I take umbrage at disgusting.

Chris_Benoit

I'll bring the piano wire

MikeDamone

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

MikeDamone said:

CuntWaffle said:

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.

I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.

Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.

If you're going to bash 2000 calories of mixed drinks, I'm out.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Ron_Fairly said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

MikeDamone said:

CuntWaffle said:

He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".

Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.

I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.

Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.

I like to be fat, eat one of your salads, and be depressed and eat a half gallon of ice cream later because I am fat and get fatter. I do that.

-signed, my MIL Shamu

RF. EP. AW.