What a smug, dismissive little cunt Chris Fetters is

bananasnblondes

Ok, "little" is not the best adjective for F3 but...
Someone asks "Staff said more basketball players will transfer. Any idea who?"

F3s response: "Oh, so you want to know exactly what the coaches are thinking
when they are thinking it. OK"

Seriously, I know you haven't seen your dick since the early80's and need a helper monkey (Marshall Cherington) to wipe your ass for you but do you have to take it out on the people who pay your pathetic salary by treating them like shit?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Seriously?

Yes Fetters, the customer does want to know as much as possible about the team. That is why the dumbfuck subscribed to your fucking website.

If there is any justice in this world, dawgman.com will be out of business in 5 years and the lemon party trio will be in bankruptcy

[Deleted User]

Whoever asked that question deserves the dickhead response. If you are having to go to Doogman for any real information you've failed at life.

F3 won't answer that because he has no fucking clue himself. The fat fuck, skinny jeans and 81% despite what they claim aren't connected at all. One of us who live in our mom's basement know more than them by just guessing.

Meek

he's a total asshole and I went through this shit with him years ago.

RoadDawg55

I miss Dickus. I liked being able to read about doogman without having to visit and sift through all the worthless posts.

Gladstone

He isn't smug.

He's miserable.

HeretoBeatmyChest

RoadDawg55 said:

I miss Dickus. I liked being able to read about doogman without having to visit and sift through all the worthless posts.

This bored just hasnt been the same without Dickus and puppy steel rants.

d2d

It's so nice to have College Douche back with a new handle.

[Deleted User]

d2d said:

It's so nice to have College Douche back with a new handle.

The person who you think is CollegeDoog isn't CollegeDoog. It's rather obvious who he is. Shit Derek has even said who he is as he had a thread about him.

chrisvashon

Fetters is the worst of the 3 and it's not even close. Kim just wants to be loved, Eklund is dumb as a pile of rocks, but the fat one, that dude loves to overcompensate by shitting on the doogman faithful.

Swaye

In summation, I wish Fatters would get crushed by a jagged flint mudslide mixed with napalm and nachos.

HuskyJW

I knew this about them last week but didn't want to say anything

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Whoever asked that question deserves the dickhead response. If you are having to go to Doogman for any real information you've failed at life.

F3 won't answer that because he has no fucking clue himself. The fat fuck, skinny jeans and 81% despite what they claim aren't connected at all. One of us who live in our mom's basement know more than them by just guessing.

MikeDamone

Huh?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

In summation, I wish Fatters would get crushed by a jagged flint mudslide mixed with napalm and nachos.

BRB, JO

EsophagealFeces

Swaye said:

In summation, I wish Fatters would get crushed by a jagged flint mudslide mixed with napalm and nachos.

Destructabundance.

Swaye

EsophagealFeces said:

Swaye said:

In summation, I wish Fatters would get crushed by a jagged flint mudslide mixed with napalm and nachos.

Destructabundance.

You should trademark that.

haie

Swaye said:

In summation, I wish Fatters would get crushed by a jagged flint mudslide mixed with napalm and nachos.

you're being too generous with the nachos.

CuntWaffle

I like to call that fat fuck syndrome. I'm surprised no one has got fed up with his bullshit and told him how pathetic it is he has been the size he is for that long. He probably blames it on a thyroid condition like most fatasses do.

Passion

The only thing worse than people being condescending assholes to their subscribers?

Dumb people being condescending assholes to their subscribers.

sarktastic

Passion said:

The only thing worse than people being condescending assholes to their subscribers?

Dumb people being condescending assholes to their subscribers.

Gotta go with dumb subscribers paying real money to dumb people being condescending assholes to their subscribers.

creepycoug

d2d said:

It's so nice to have College Douche back with a new handle.

Theory for the day:

D2D needs to see collegedoog lurking around every corner because collegedoog makes Dick2Dick relevant. Collegedoog is the one poaster D2D ever schooled, and that was but on one topic, and thus needs him here desperately.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

FWIW, I am as good as anyone on this board, or any other, at picking up on the same poaster/new handle thing. I pretty much had it fucking invented it before D2D was even a wet spot on his whore mom's panties. Yeah, I'm that fucking brilliant and that fucking good.

And even my expert trained eye doesn't see collegedoog here. Only you do. Because you need him to be here.