Nothing gets our cold doog dead hearts pumping again like a new head coach, even knowing we will almost certainly be back doing this all over again in a few years. The circle of doog continues.
We know what comes. We know all the steps. We are experts on loser football.
Step 1 - New head coach is hired, all doogs hearts lift and rejoice, the second coming of Don James is here.
Step 2 - the first cracks appear, a few fans who have seen this play out before start to raise the alarm and are inevitably called Nega-doogs.
Step 3 - Program trajectory continues downward. All out doog civil war over if this is the head coaches fault commences, it is bloody, my brothers and I inevitably turn against my ultra doog father in a vicious intra family battle.
Step 4 - HC sucks so bad he kills even the ultra doogs like my father, usually this coincides when with when they get fired.
Now repeat and go to step one. Gawd I love my Dwags.
at the college level there's no point in the AD forcing a HC to fire coordinators. in college the HC has total authority. if Donovan is the OC it's because the HC hired him. if the offense sucks then the HC sucks, doesn't matter which side of the ball he came up on.
Also in firing Donavan what other fucking competent OC would want to come work for Jimmy
Firing is the logically correct move here and I fully expect them to not do anything about it so fuck it we unfortunately have not hit the bottom yet but the floor is on fire
Can't wait. Take an already shit offense and make it worse for the next 3 weeks because Donny is probably the only one who knows how that old big wheel bike works and keep the dipshits that allowed him to be hired. Guess UW does want to compete with USC. Just not in academia
Nothing gets our cold doog dead hearts pumping again like a new head coach, even knowing we will almost certainly be back doing this all over again in a few years. The circle of doog continues.
We know what comes. We know all the steps. We are experts on loser football.
Step 1 - New head coach is hired, all doogs hearts lift and rejoice, the second coming of Don James is here.
Step 2 - the first cracks appear, a few fans who have seen this play out before start to raise the alarm and are inevitably called Nega-doogs.
Step 3 - Program trajectory continues downward. All out doog civil war over if this is the head coaches fault commences, it is bloody, my brothers and I inevitably turn against my ultra doog father in a vicious intra family battle.
Step 4 - HC sucks so bad he kills even the ultra doogs like my father, usually this coincides when with when they get fired.
Now repeat and go to step one. Gawd I love my Dwags.
Step 3 also includes just saying random outlandish worst case scenario shit as a prediction that absolutely comes to fruition.
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Step 2 - the first cracks appear, a few fans who have seen this play out before start to raise the alarm and are inevitably called Nega-doogs.
Step 3 - Program trajectory continues downward. All out doog civil war over if this is the head coaches fault commences, it is bloody, my brothers and I inevitably turn against my ultra doog father in a vicious intra family battle.
Step 4 - HC sucks so bad he kills even the ultra doogs like my father, usually this coincides when with when they get fired.
Now repeat and go to step one. Gawd I love my Dwags.
You’re right that that path just means he’s going to get fired at some point … just that they are laying the foundation for with cause
It’s signaling intent …
One foot would be out the door … only a matter of time for the second
Well done though.
Jimmy may just resign in the process to prevent said history from getting out.