I'm pretty confident that we see a rehash of the 2019 Utah and Oregon games in this one.
We come out actually looking good against a "better" team. We move the ball ok and are maybe up 2 scores at one point. Hey, this is how we thought the team would look. Maybe things are clicking.
However, at some point mid 3rd quarter, we experience a mild momentum shift. Maybe OSU picks up a 3rd and long, maybe we fumble, maybe we miss a FG. And at that point, our little tiny dicks immediately begin to shrivel up into our body. We go right into our panic game plan of trying to run out the clock on offense and preventing big plays on defense.
I'm pretty confident that we see a rehash of the 2019 Utah and Oregon games in this one.
We come out actually looking good against a "better" team. We move the ball ok and are maybe up 2 scores at one point. Hey, this is how we thought the team would look. Maybe things are clicking.
However, at some point mid 3rd quarter, we experience a mild momentum shift. Maybe OSU picks up a 3rd and long, maybe we fumble, maybe we miss a FG. And at that point, our little tiny dicks immediately begin to shrivel up into our body. We go right into our panic game plan of trying to run out the clock on offense and preventing big plays on defense.
Beaver seems such a pejorative. Can we rise above that kind of filth? I feel like Jimmy could just distract them with some kind of sideline water feature anyway Running water: exists OSU Vagina Squirrels: Absofuckinglutely NOT!
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Thanks Taft! I guess.
When is the game? Like this coach and AD has made me care so little that I literally do not know when our Dwags play.
We come out actually looking good against a "better" team. We move the ball ok and are maybe up 2 scores at one point. Hey, this is how we thought the team would look. Maybe things are clicking.
However, at some point mid 3rd quarter, we experience a mild momentum shift. Maybe OSU picks up a 3rd and long, maybe we fumble, maybe we miss a FG. And at that point, our little tiny dicks immediately begin to shrivel up into our body. We go right into our panic game plan of trying to run out the clock on offense and preventing big plays on defense.
Mrs. Doogerson and I will be there to witness the tragedy.
The Pac 10 was the conference of NFL quarterbacks
I feel like Jimmy could just distract them with some kind of sideline water feature anyway
Running water: exists
OSU Vagina Squirrels: Absofuckinglutely NOT!
I'll just be over here having a little drink