Couple of kids behind me in the beer line had one of these signs. I figured I could use one for man cave. Told them I would buy them a beer if they gave it to me. They did and I did.
Then one of the actual ushers tried to get it back from me later in the game. I told her I paid for it so it's mine. She realized it was a losing battle and left me alone.
Then after the game, walking out, I had another kid offer me 20 bucks for it. Then his buddy wanted to chip in10 bucks. I could have turned a Coors Light into 30 bucks. I declined their offer. I'm not good at business.
Couple of kids behind me in the beer line had one of these signs. I figured I could use one for man cave. Told them I would buy them a beer if they gave it to me. They did and I did.
Then one of the actual ushers tried to get it back from me later in the game. I told her I paid for it so it's mine. She realized it was a losing battle and left me alone.
Then after the game, walking out, I had another kid offer me 20 bucks for it. Then his buddy wanted to chip in10 bucks. I could have turned a Coors Light into 30 bucks. I declined their offer. I'm not good at business.
CSB
Oh man, I'd love to have this in my man cave. Nicely done.
No doubt UW is saving money with Jimmy Lake's horseshit coordinator hires.
BUT if those dollars go to producing "Please Wear Your Mask" signs and paying senior citizens to spread the message as they shuffle the Husky Stadium aisles between piss breaks, then I'm on board.
Might not be a bad idea for Derek to reach out to UW's Athletic Department and see the cost of adding the Hardcore Husky® logo to these signs for the last four home games.
UW obviously needs the money since Jen brought back a men's basketball coach who is 9-29 in the Pac-12 the past two years rather than pay him $9M as part of the buyout she agreed to with his agent.
Couple of kids behind me in the beer line had one of these signs. I figured I could use one for man cave. Told them I would buy them a beer if they gave it to me. They did and I did.
Then one of the actual ushers tried to get it back from me later in the game. I told her I paid for it so it's mine. She realized it was a losing battle and left me alone.
Then after the game, walking out, I had another kid offer me 20 bucks for it. Then his buddy wanted to chip in10 bucks. I could have turned a Coors Light into 30 bucks. I declined their offer. I'm not good at business.
CSB
But didn't the Coors Light cost around $20? I think you made the right call
Couple of kids behind me in the beer line had one of these signs. I figured I could use one for man cave. Told them I would buy them a beer if they gave it to me. They did and I did.
Then one of the actual ushers tried to get it back from me later in the game. I told her I paid for it so it's mine. She realized it was a losing battle and left me alone.
Then after the game, walking out, I had another kid offer me 20 bucks for it. Then his buddy wanted to chip in10 bucks. I could have turned a Coors Light into 30 bucks. I declined their offer. I'm not good at business.
CSB
But didn't the Coors Light cost around $20? I think you made the right call
Actually surprisingly, I think they are only about $7.50 or so plus tax. I figured they'd be more.
Is that a piss jug between his legs? FYI, that dude made at least $15/hr. Never mind he can't actually go down the stairs where the people actually are.
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this is how it's done
Nothing like pulling out a 25 year old romantic drama to get people fired up at a football game
Couple of kids behind me in the beer line had one of these signs. I figured I could use one for man cave. Told them I would buy them a beer if they gave it to me. They did and I did.
Then one of the actual ushers tried to get it back from me later in the game. I told her I paid for it so it's mine. She realized it was a losing battle and left me alone.
Then after the game, walking out, I had another kid offer me 20 bucks for it. Then his buddy wanted to chip in10 bucks. I could have turned a Coors Light into 30 bucks. I declined their offer. I'm not good at business.
CSB
BUT if those dollars go to producing "Please Wear Your Mask" signs and paying senior citizens to spread the message as they shuffle the Husky Stadium aisles between piss breaks, then I'm on board.
UW obviously needs the money since Jen brought back a men's basketball coach who is 9-29 in the Pac-12 the past two years rather than pay him $9M as part of the buyout she agreed to with his agent.
Probably would've presented you a plaque and a purple scarf at midfield before the UCLA game next month for your selfless actions.
This is real.