Michigan (Travels with Fudgie)

backthepack

This state is a shit hole. Should be nuked off the face of the earth.


S/O Avis rent a car. GFYS.

DerekJohnson

Makes this a running travel blog. I'l pin it

DerekJohnson

TRAVELS WITH FUDGIE

theknowledge

DerekJohnson said:

TRAVELS WITH FUDGIE

He’s no geriatric Steinbeck and there is no dog but I’ll check in for a chuckle or two.

dirtysouwfdawg

Bring me back a pair of khaki pants while you’re there. And try not to get sodimized by the locals.

PurpleBaze

backthepack said:

This state is a shit hole. Should be nuked off the face of the earth.


S/O Avis rent a car. GFYS.

You have only yourself to blame for making the trip over there.

Would have been better to just stay home and throw the money in the fire pit in your backyard.

YellowSnow

A rental car? In this economy?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Michigan might be a shithole but it has some good breweries.

GreenRiverGatorz

Where's the best place to get a beer and bite to eat in Ann Arbor? Have you found the Husky tailgate yet? What are the rules on carrying "sodas" around town?

1to392831weretaken

I'm not reading another word of this until it's confirmed that you're going to the game in full Husky gear and owning the shame that will follow.

DerekJohnson

1to392831weretaken said:

I'm not reading another word of this until it's confirmed that you're going to the game in full Husky gear and owning the shame that will follow.

dirtysouwfdawg

1to392831weretaken said:

I'm not reading another word of this until it's confirmed that you're going to the game in full Husky gear and owning the shame that will follow.

I hope we get a pic of him curled up in the fetal position under his seat puking on the ankles of the person in front of him.

Purple_Pills

backthepack said:

This state is a shit hole. Should be nuked off the face of the earth.


S/O Avis rent a car. GFYS.

After spending some time on the Upper Peninsula, in Traverse City, Charlevoix, and Manistee earlier this week, I strongly disagree. Only the portions south of a line from Ludington to Alpena should be nuked off the face of the earth together with shitty Avis rent a car (they ran out of cars at CVG, thankfully booked through Costco and ended up with a BMW from Alamo at a better rate).

1to392831weretaken

Head to toe purple or you're a bitch, Fudgie.

Do it.

dirtysouwfdawg

Purple_Pills said:

backthepack said:

This state is a shit hole. Should be nuked off the face of the earth.


S/O Avis rent a car. GFYS.

After spending some time on the Upper Peninsula, in Traverse City, Charlevoix, and Manistee earlier this week, I strongly disagree. Only the portions south of a line from Ludington to Alpena should be nuked off the face of the earth together with shitty Avis rent a car (they ran out of cars at CVG, thankfully booked through Costco and ended up with a BMW from Alamo at a better rate).

Michigan superiority guy found

backthepack

Avis rejected using a debit card (under 25) and the rental car was 1,062 (300 deposit fucking insane prices) for 4 days. Credit card only had a 1,000 limit. So we walked across the street and stayed at some seedy airport hooker hotel. Fronr desk lady w a hilarious and asked us if it was the lady with the dreads that didn’t wanna work with us (wouldn’t let a combo of cards pay it off) and she called her a “nasty bitch.” It was shit.

I got eggs from Bob Evans right next to it and it was basically water. The worst breakfast of my life. $13 for fucking dog food. The rust belt fucking sucks.

Booked a flight out of Detroit to Indy instead of having a rental to the seahawk game (have hotel and flying out of there monday).

Got to a new hotel near Ann Arbor this afternoon. Uber was fucking hilarious and was talking about how shit Ann Arbor and the Lions were. Also talked about being in Nam and getting an STD. Reminded me of @RaceBannon. For the last 2 hours we’ve walking around smoking weed and talking shit to Michigan fans. Will update later.


Some random Michigan kid called us clowns for wearing UW shit around town in the most dorky way possible and I can’t stop laughing about it.

I haven’t sleep for like 24 hours because we decided to take red eyes into vegas and then Detroit on fucking spirit. It’s like sitting on the fucking bleachers. They charge for fucking water. Never flying that piece of shit again. Im bordering delirium if you can’t tell from my rambling.

PostGameOrangeSlices

You only have 1 credit card and it has a 1k limit?

El oh el

backthepack

1to392831weretaken said:

I'm not reading another word of this until it's confirmed that you're going to the game in full Husky gear and owning the shame that will follow.

Im just here to get drunk and because i paid like $950 to come here in like July.

backthepack

PurpleBaze said:

backthepack said:

This state is a shit hole. Should be nuked off the face of the earth.


S/O Avis rent a car. GFYS.

You have only yourself to blame for making the trip over there.

Would have been better to just stay home and throw the money in the fire pit in your backyard.

Going to the hawk game so it hopefully makes up for this shit show tmr.

backthepack

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

You only have 1 credit card and it has a 1k limit?

El oh el

I don’t have a credit card. I just use debit cards. Make enough to not need one with limited expenses so. It was my friends + we’re poor.

dirtysouwfdawg

AMC stonk