Peak Seattle grunge happened while I was in high school, so all those bands can eat a dick as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of white, suburban whiny bitches whining about their problems in nasally tones aside, those assholes ruined every single girl I might have otherwise wanted to see naked. In middle school, when girls wouldn't let you touch them, it was all about getting sent home for Daisy Dukes and crop tops. High school? "Check out how long my armpit and leg hair has gotten!" "Look at me 'not conforming' and 'not caring' by wearing the same goddamned inch-thick flannel shirt and baggy pants and wool hat every other girl is wearing!" "You want me to touch your penis? But they need me in this hacky sack circle..."
My little brother went to school with a bunch of wannabe Brittanys who would just accidentally trip and fall vagina-first onto his dick. Me? I went to high school with wannabe Darias because of those fucks Soundgarden, AiC, Nirvana, etc. Fuck. Those. Guys.
I did my part to spread the gospel of Shaolin shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style in those dark tims. Not every hero wears a cape.
Peak Seattle grunge happened while I was in high school, so all those bands can eat a dick as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of white, suburban whiny bitches whining about their problems in nasally tones aside, those assholes ruined every single girl I might have otherwise wanted to see naked. In middle school, when girls wouldn't let you touch them, it was all about getting sent home for Daisy Dukes and crop tops. High school? "Check out how long my armpit and leg hair has gotten!" "Look at me 'not conforming' and 'not caring' by wearing the same goddamned inch-thick flannel shirt and baggy pants and wool hat every other girl is wearing!" "You want me to touch your penis? But they need me in this hacky sack circle..."
My little brother went to school with a bunch of wannabe Brittanys who would just accidentally trip and fall vagina-first onto his dick. Me? I went to high school with wannabe Darias because of those fucks Soundgarden, AiC, Nirvana, etc. Fuck. Those. Guys.
I did my part to spread the gospel of Shaolin shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style in those dark tims. Not every hero wears a cape.
I laughed because I hit high school just as every teen girl wanted to be Gloria Steinem and they read MS Magazine and wanted to be treated as a person not a sex object.
I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.
The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.
They had one great, epic album and then lived off of it for 30 years. If we're being truthful.
Agreed. Makes me sad that Andrew, Chris, Kurt and Lane are all gone, while the most mediocre singer of them all hangs on and hangs around, despite his awful falsetto and shitty cover song selections.
I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.
The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.
In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door. In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.
The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.
In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door. In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.
The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.
In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door. In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
I was wrapping up high school in the late 80's and I gotta tell you, that was a great time to be alive and have a dick. Snuck right in between "treat me as a person" 70's womens movement and "sex is conforming" of the 90's grunge scene. I was happily treated to all the hair metal band castoff pussy I could handle. In 1987 if you had a car and a Whitesnake tape and couldn't laid after powerblasting 'Here I Go Again" you were gay or a loser like HH.
The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.
In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey, sniffing around your door. In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
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I have them in dead last of the Big 4 from Seattle and it isn't close.
Soundgarden
AiC
Nirvana (this is some sort of weird three way tie depending on the day)
Pearl Jam
Anyone who disagrees is gay, which is okay, just gay.
My little brother went to school with a bunch of wannabe Brittanys who would just accidentally trip and fall vagina-first onto his dick. Me? I went to high school with wannabe Darias because of those fucks Soundgarden, AiC, Nirvana, etc. Fuck. Those. Guys.
I did my part to spread the gospel of Shaolin shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang sword style in those dark tims. Not every hero wears a cape.
Had to rewrite the playbook on the fly.
No more Steve McQueen it was Alan Alda time
The 80's was quite honestly the best. Fingerbanging some slut in the theatre watching Red Dawn then cranking ZZ Top Legs back at her place in the basement for a blowie. In middle school.
There is no justice in the music world.
In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy, telling me I gotta have more.
Flashbacks?
Dated a half-breed Injun in 87 and 88.
Weird boobies. Incredible stamina.
TMI?
No. Continue.