@CFetters_Nacho_Lover The correct answer is 490 for an exact "Thanks Taft!" with exclamation point included. Since this website was built using a drunken sorority girl's version of blogspot, it was not easy, but since i was pooping and Chrome mobile is better than safari, it made pretty quick work.
Stop the presses! Did the entire comment need to be just "Thanks Taft!" with nothing else attached? Sometimes you get a little squirrley with things such as:
Grim. Thanks Taft!
Thanks Taft! This is just further proof that Sark is the best playcaller in America!
Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!
If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time
Kind of impressive how quickly this got taken up and then contested.
Overtones of Shialebuff
nothing but respect for shia
I have no particular problem with Shia but his game of capture the flag with 4chan was peak internet malarkey when everything was still more innocent and fun. If you're going to bash internet malarkey then I'm out!
Stop the presses! Did the entire comment need to be just "Thanks Taft!" with nothing else attached? Sometimes you get a little squirrley with things such as:
Grim. Thanks Taft!
Thanks Taft! This is just further proof that Sark is the best playcaller in America!
Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!
If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time
I think 3 poasters took a shot at this. I'll be gone all weekend but will tally up how many tims I thanked Taft! (all thanks to Taft count, not just the standard Thanks Taft!) and whoever is closest wins. In the event of a tie, I'll just have the winners give each other $81 and I'll put it on the Underhill's tab.
Stop the presses! Did the entire comment need to be just "Thanks Taft!" with nothing else attached? Sometimes you get a little squirrley with things such as:
Grim. Thanks Taft!
Thanks Taft! This is just further proof that Sark is the best playcaller in America!
Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!
If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time
I think 3 poasters took a shot at this. I'll be gone all weekend but will tally up how many tims I thanked Taft! (all thanks to Taft count, not just the standard Thanks Taft!) and whoever is closest wins. In the event of a tie, I'll just have the winners give each other $81 and I'll put it on the Underhill's tab.
I hope you went through your out of office checklist and delegated your "Thanks Taft!" poasts to a willing and able cuck who's stuck poasting all weekend. Also, #AllTaftThanksMatter is our new rallying cry when Jon Don Juan runs three straight HB power when the huskies are down by 14 in the 4th against Michigan and Taft links a puff piece by Husky Maven defending #RunTheDamnBall
Announcing this contest was definitely not well thought out on my part as I just spent 30 minutes figuring out how many times I've thank Taft from January 1, 2021 through August 4, 2021.
3 esteemed poasters took a shot at this yuuuge prize of $81 towards a Wam subscription to be used for themselves or to be gifted to another poaster.
@UW_Doog_Bot came up with 469 thanks given to Taft. He was close.
@LB_33 who has slightly more poasts than thanks given to Taft but only if you count January came up with 490 thanks given to Taft.
@Neighbor2972 somehow came up with 768 Taft thanksgivings but he's way fucking off by my stupid count.
The winner and recipient of $81 whole U.S. dollars is @LB_33. By my fat nacho cheese sticky finger count I gave thanks to Taft 537 times during the time period.
By month, it looks like this:
through August 4 - 9 times
July - 62
June - 72
May - 75
April - 84
March - 68
February - 83
January - 84
@LB_33 talk to Stalin if you want to pony up the rest of the cash to join the Wam or figure out how you want to allocate you HH money.
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- Hard hitting journalism from the Seattle Times! Thanks Taft!
If Sir Nacho needs an exact count only it will take more time@PurpleBaze
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3 esteemed poasters took a shot at this yuuuge prize of $81 towards a Wam subscription to be used for themselves or to be gifted to another poaster.
@UW_Doog_Bot came up with 469 thanks given to Taft. He was close.
@LB_33 who has slightly more poasts than thanks given to Taft but only if you count January came up with 490 thanks given to Taft.
@Neighbor2972 somehow came up with 768 Taft thanksgivings but he's way fucking off by my stupid count.
The winner and recipient of $81 whole U.S. dollars is @LB_33. By my fat nacho cheese sticky finger count I gave thanks to Taft 537 times during the time period.
By month, it looks like this:
through August 4 - 9 times
July - 62
June - 72
May - 75
April - 84
March - 68
February - 83
January - 84
@LB_33 talk to Stalin if you want to pony up the rest of the cash to join the Wam or figure out how you want to allocate you HH money.
Good job everyone. I'm really proud of you all.
@DerekJohnson i'll throw some dongs your way - since i'm new and have no idea how any of this works, will you just tell me what i'm giving you?
I blame vanilla