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DerekJohnson
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The Huskies conquered the Pac-12 North last year, and they can reach the national playoffs this season, experts say. Beating Michigan at the Big House on 9/11 will kick things off in grand style! For some reason, you guys count on Hardcore Husky to be there with you every step of the way. But we can only do it with your financial support to keep the pirate ship afloat. Without further ado, here are five reasons why you should donate to Hardcore Husky during the August fundraiser!
1. Doog_de_jour. She’s the best poster on the boards, enough said on that. She has 5 years of high school and 6 years of junior college under her belt and will do whatever she can to win the thread. While you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on Thursday nights, DDJ was with the cool crowd banging beaver at parties on campus.
2. Our longtime regular posters. They average 332 pounds across the line, and they are ready to dominate the football threads. Grundle, Bannon, Swaye, Nacho, YellowSnow, Doogles, PurpleThrobber, PurpleBaze, Koopdog, Husky Hooligan, Houston Husky, Ossai, DNC, Roaddawg, Neighbor, Bitchfork, Baseman, Pawz, LeBamDawg, The Knowledge, USMCHawk, Southern Dawg, LoneStarDawg, dirtysouwfdawg, ChuckHIV, HuskyJW and EsophagealFeces, among many others. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Mike Damone. The former Lowe’s toilet salesman vowed to LEAVE last year if signatures were reinstated at Hardcore Husky, and he followed through on his threat. But nine months of beach walks and crisp salads topped with sliced walnuts and blue cheese crumbles gave him a fresh perspective. He has recently returned. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between Mike Damone last year and this year. You will see a much-improved Mike Damone starting on 9/4.
4. Speed, speed, speed. These are the most quick-witted posters Hardcore Husky has ever had. PGOS, JoeEDangerously, WoolleyDoog, Doog-Bot, GreenRiverGatorz, TheKobeStopper, WestlinnDuck, 89Ute, DHD, dflea, Emoterman, Mello and Sledog among others. Their motto: “Fuck you and your 53 seconds”. The newbies will be inexperienced but these guys bring a new dimension that this website has not had in years, speed.
5. “Detlef Schrempf” – At Hardcore Husky, we embrace the rumor that our insider Sonics1993 is actually Detlef Schrempf, posing as a cocky and unaware 20-something bitcoin millionaire so he has an outlet to dump his insider info. Sonics says he’ll continue to pass along what he’s hearing in Swaye’s Wigwam, which is our premium board and secret hideaway for inside information, Playboy-style nudity and a place for TommySQC to bitterly complain what a dump Hardcore Husky is.
But you know...
Even the few morons that criticize Sonics1993 will admit he’s light years ahead of our competition. Heed this tweet from a satisfied customer on Dawgman…
Alas… With all these great reasons, I think Hardcore Husky wins this fundraiser rather easily... say $34,017???
Anyone purchasing a Wigwam level subscription will get a Hardcore Husky bottle opener.
The first 10 people donating at least $200 will receive the bottle opener and an OFFICIAL Hardcore Husky pilsner glass.
We will monitor progress using the Dong Meter, a Hardcore Husky tradition like no other. This was the brainchild of Doog Bot and this year designed by Koopdog. We thank them for their service!
Of note, we are auctioning off naming rights to the Tug Tavern! For the next 12 months, the Tug will be named after the highest bidder! Be it "Sledog's Tug Tavern", or "The Tug Tavern sponsored by HHusky"
Swaye will be the auctioneer, and bidding concludes on August 15th at midnight Pacific Time.
Also of note, signatures will return for another 12 months if we hit $6,969.81 in the month of August...
To make a donation and receive your shitty little badge, here are the donation levels:
Standard Supporter $25
Butler Cabin $80
Swaye's Wigwam $129 (Wam access and bottle opener)
Founder’s Club $200 (Wam access, Bottle opener + Pilsner glass)
Paypal https://paypal.com/paypalme/hardcorehusky
Venmo @derek-johnson-67
Or mail payment to:
(Payable to) Derek Johnson
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Derek Johnson
PO Box 1211
Woodinville, WA 98072
Thank you for supporting the site!
Go Dawgs!
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Some of you may have heard of some recent changes to the Hardcore Husky Politburo since our last fundraising campaign. Despite my herculean efforts to essentially tie the Swaye led 2019 fundraising numbers during the (2020) summer of our discontent, Derek, has decided to demote me to co-fundraising chair serving aside our little cockroach killing, red man. I’ve decided to not take it personally, knowing that our dear leader has a Brandoesque soft spot for the aboriginal peoples of this land.
Now we all know how difficult it has been to remain motivated to follow Husky Football throughout the shit sammich of the past year and a half. I can’t say this enough to all the posters who’ve continued to show up regularly during this nadir: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! And shout out to all the non-sports boards – Yella’s Record Shoppe, Little Orphan Annie’s Finance Board, The Tug, and Swaye’s Wigwam of Boobs n’ Guns – for keeping the lights on.
But the time has come, pods, to put all the hard times in the rearview mirror and get excited for the 2021 Dwags! Jimmy No Ballz has a stacked roster and if the man is halfway competent as a head coach, we’re going to win the PAC. Hell, I may even fly up from Ducktard cuntry for a few home games.
I implore each and everyone one of you to give generously and earn your shitty little donation badge. As Derek mentioned we've got some terrific giveaways on tap for those who strap on a pair of balls an enter the Wam for 2021. Now is not the time for parsimony; Swaye and I will be hunting down cheap fuck scalps so consider this a friendly warning if you don’t like e-bullying.
Happy days are here again - let the cash grab begin!
I think this is the only non worthless thing I posted in the last year:
Hardcore Husky is an honest bunch
Those cunts won’t ever pull a punch
They almost never shed dissension
For a common comprehension
But rare in this shithole of friction,
discontent and contradiction,
there rises forth a thought - expanding
to universal understanding.
Today the site filled with delight
occasion found where all unite
What calms quips of sarcastic rage
and finds us all on the same page?
What makes us stan? (sorry pup) makes us believe?
What quiets shouts that you should LEAVE?
What statement could make all relate?
It’s “Stalin, close the fucking gate!”
cheers--
Stockholm syndrome.
Beat Oregon, nothing else matters.
So, here we are, again. A chance to fill up the dong meter until @Doog_de_Jour squeals with delight. I thought back on all the years of helping out with this and what approach worked best, the carrot, or the stick. Stick all day e'ry day I always say. Expect pics of fat naked chicks and lemon party to be spammed to your inbox all year if you do not donate you cheap fucks.
Lost your job during Covid? Don't care.
I've heard all the excuses there are in the world about why you need free beer and can't pay.
Make it happen. Or my banning trigger finger will get real twitchy when you are fagging out the Forum Formerly Know As the Tug Tavern. Speaking of the Tug, I will be making a Tug Auction Thread, and pinning it, so everyone who wants a crack at it can participate. I expect the bids to go high to grab hold of the "Bob is a Douche" room, or the "APAG is a Lazy Kunt" room, or the "HHusky Gal Pal Gay Bar," or whatever you delightful reprobates come up with. Hey, here's some tits. Don't say I never gave you something.
@doogcourics (RIP)
In the end, though, this might be the best $129 I spend throughout the year...
FYFMFE
@LesGrossman playa
Fuck yeah, I hate money! So why not?
Angry flea paying the freight for brokeass Ducktards as usual.