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Parker Brailsford, 2022 3* OG, Scottsdale (Saguaro), AZ (Committed)

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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,381
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    RatherBeBrewingRatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
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    If only they had Quora back then.


    If only they had Quora back then.

    Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?

    Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?
    The target audience of the answer doesn’t have a multi million dollar contract, for them it’s a Hail Mary. Carruth still had the fourth quarter and OT.



    The Hail Mary is described as a long shot. Carruth must not have considered it one, as they were using a .38 snub nose.

    There were other alternatives. Below are just a few of the things Carruth could have done.

    I remember a friend in high school doing one of these at a Burger King, if at a McDonald’s its known as a Henry Tootoot. If you’re drunk and crash into the drive through it’s a Darren Carrington. I went off topic, back to the playbook:

    Pick Six aka snatch from the snatch:

    Leave the NFL, move to the land down under to play rugby:

    If Rae Carruth really wanted to fly solo he had options:


    Then blame the foreigner:


    If he had just waited until 2001 it didn’t even need to be a foreign born teammate:


    The ‘everyone will forget‘ option. Just be better at football, win a Super Bowl, change the spelling of your first name:



    Introduce baby mama to some new friends:


    Invest in better contractors:

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    FremontTrollFremontTroll Member Posts: 4,708
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    Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.
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    TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
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    Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

    Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
    Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh
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    Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,909
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    TommySQC said:

    Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

    Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
    Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh
    @Doog_de_Jour
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    rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 942
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    Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

    Poor kids. At that age it's hard to fathom how many adults are actually sad little cunts.
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    TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
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    dnc said:

    TommySQC said:

    Some kids in high school staged a fake Taco Bell bag snatching to get 2 for price of 1 but some Good Samaritan followed them to where the car picked up the snatcher and called the police lol.

    Christ. Get a fucking life Mr Good Samaritan.
    Imagine following some teenage boys...sheesh
    The irony of saying this on a message board where grown men follow teenage boy football players.
    I assumed it was chintentional
    it was
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    BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    @PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,796
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    Baseman said:

    @PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

    What’s his 40 time?
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    BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    edited June 2021

    I also feel like we need to get his dad on Hardcore Husky. He has potential to be up there with Papa Odunze, and is an actual army ranger.



    https://twitter.com/PLBinAZ

    Hello, from Arizona...and thank you to the person that directed me here. Our family is really excited about Parker's commitment to UW. Go Dawgs!
    Who's gonna be the first to give @PapaBrailsford a Fuck Off?
    Of coarse that would be @CallMeBigErn

    @PapaBrailsford ignore this terminally negative jerk
    I'm all chins for @PapaBrailsford. Just wondering who's gonna be the first to give him the FO and hear a knock at their door. I have a few in mind.
    Figure me in the mix but FO's here can be endearing just as they can be negative.

    There is FO and there is FO.

    Papa might say, 'Yeah Parker trucked this guy.' and it's like 'FO, serious?!'

    Then there is a TruBlu or DJ Duck post and we say, 'FO! LEAVE.'
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    BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    Baseman said:

    @PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

    What’s his 40 time?
    4.58
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    79smoothdawg79smoothdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 709
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    Baseman said:

    Baseman said:

    @PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

    What’s his 40 time?
    4.58
    😲😲😲
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,796
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    Baseman said:

    Baseman said:

    @PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

    What’s his 40 time?
    4.58
    WHAT
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,796
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    Baseman said:

    Baseman said:

    @PapaBrailsford judging from Parker's recent 40-time and his picture (looks trim) any talk from the coaches of seeing time in goal line packages at H-back? or are they looking at him solely at CENTER?

    What’s his 40 time?
    4.58
    Is this true @PapaBrailsford?
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    BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
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    If only they had Quora back then.


    If only they had Quora back then.

    Wait, what’s the Hail Mary?

    Is it not hiring a hit man to take out your pregnant girlfriend and unborn baby?
    The target audience of the answer doesn’t have a multi million dollar contract, for them it’s a Hail Mary. Carruth still had the fourth quarter and OT.



    The Hail Mary is described as a long shot. Carruth must not have considered it one, as they were using a .38 snub nose.

    There were other alternatives. Below are just a few of the things Carruth could have done.

    I remember a friend in high school doing one of these at a Burger King, if at a McDonald’s its known as a Henry Tootoot. If you’re drunk and crash into the drive through it’s a Darren Carrington. I went off topic, back to the playbook:

    Pick Six aka snatch from the snatch:

    Leave the NFL, move to the land down under to play rugby:

    If Rae Carruth really wanted to fly solo he had options:


    Then blame the foreigner:


    If he had just waited until 2001 it didn’t even need to be a foreign born teammate:


    The ‘everyone will forget‘ option. Just be better at football, win a Super Bowl, change the spelling of your first name:



    Introduce baby mama to some new friends:


    Invest in better contractors:

    Where are you going with all this?
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    TrumpsWallTrumpsWall Member Posts: 465
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    See what happens when you leave for a while?

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