Marrying Melinda could be a sound financial strategery
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If there's anything I know in this life, it's marrying into tech for standard of living.creepycoug said: -
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Those guys only acquire. They never sell.
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I’ve been trying to slide into her DMs for months now. Hopefully I can get her on the rebound.
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He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.Baseman said:
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You think all that money could’ve bought some serious facial reconstruction
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Alex is a social climber that consistently get caught cheating. Melinda seems right for him.creepycoug said:
He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.Baseman said:
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Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.creepycoug said:
He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.Baseman said:
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This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.
Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.
I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.
Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition -
Can confirm.RatherBeBrewing said:This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.
I actually saw her yesterday. True story.
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W/o going into any details or answering any questions, and not for the sake of acting like I'm connected (I'm certainly not in this case), let me just say that Jody Allen is one that would make you say, "Not worth the money." You wouldn't want to live with that on many levels. A radioactive person. Just no.RatherBeBrewing said:This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.
Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.
I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.
Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition -
I'd let her go see her ex- one weekend out of the year for that kind of windfall.Baseman said:
Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.creepycoug said:
He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.Baseman said:
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I just want the money. She can live with her ex and never see me.PurpleThrobber said:
I'd let her go see her ex- one weekend out of the year for that kind of windfall.Baseman said:
Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.creepycoug said:
He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.Baseman said:
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That's what I'm hearing, too.creepycoug said:
W/o going into any details or answering any questions, and not for the sake of acting like I'm connected (I'm certainly not in this case), let me just say that Jody Allen is one that would make you say, "Not worth the money." You wouldn't want to live with that on many levels. A radioactive person. Just no.RatherBeBrewing said:This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.
Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.
I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.
Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition
No. Thank. You.
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Old joke, but thanks for playing.pawz said:
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If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla? -
I'm just glad to see Bazey in the Club finally.PurpleBaze said:
If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla?
You can use a loaner blazer for now; but you'll need to get fitted for one of your own soon. Uber should be picking back up so I think you'll be a position to pull it off. Dues will be waived for the first year; we have scholarship programs. -
Can't afford a blazer right now, because I'm buying another watch. Might take me a whole year to save up for a nice jacket.creepycoug said:
I'm just glad to see Bazey in the Club finally.PurpleBaze said:
If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla?
You can use a loaner blazer for now; but you'll need to get to get fitted for one of your own soon. Uber should be picking back up so I think you'll be a position to pull it off. Dues will be waived for the first year; we have scholarship programs. -
Just get @Swaye to 'loan' you one of his watches (and then when he asks for it later tell him to come pry it from your cold dead hand).PurpleBaze said:
Can't afford a blazer right now, because I'm buying another watch. Might take me a whole year to save up for a nice jacket.creepycoug said:
I'm just glad to see Bazey in the Club finally.PurpleBaze said:
If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla?
You can use a loaner blazer for now; but you'll need to get to get fitted for one of your own soon. Uber should be picking back up so I think you'll be a position to pull it off. Dues will be waived for the first year; we have scholarship programs.
Get the jacket. Stat. -
We had to sign a NDA to visit the site of the Gates house
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NDA's don't apply in the Wam!RaceBannon said:We had to sign a NDA to visit the site of the Gates house
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He will do exactly that. I'd be ded in no tim.creepycoug said:
Just get @Swaye to 'loan' you one of his watches (and then when he asks for it later tell him to come pry it from your cold dead hand).PurpleBaze said:
Can't afford a blazer right now, because I'm buying another watch. Might take me a whole year to save up for a nice jacket.creepycoug said:
I'm just glad to see Bazey in the Club finally.PurpleBaze said:
If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla?
You can use a loaner blazer for now; but you'll need to get to get fitted for one of your own soon. Uber should be picking back up so I think you'll be a position to pull it off. Dues will be waived for the first year; we have scholarship programs.
Get the jacket. Stat. -
PurpleBaze said:
He will do exactly that. I'd be ded in no tim.creepycoug said:
Just get @Swaye to 'loan' you one of his watches (and then when he asks for it later tell him to come pry it from your cold dead hand).PurpleBaze said:
Can't afford a blazer right now, because I'm buying another watch. Might take me a whole year to save up for a nice jacket.creepycoug said:
I'm just glad to see Bazey in the Club finally.PurpleBaze said:
If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla?
You can use a loaner blazer for now; but you'll need to get to get fitted for one of your own soon. Uber should be picking back up so I think you'll be a position to pull it off. Dues will be waived for the first year; we have scholarship programs.
Get the jacket. Stat.
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Racist IMOSwaye said:PurpleBaze said:
He will do exactly that. I'd be ded in no tim.creepycoug said:
Just get @Swaye to 'loan' you one of his watches (and then when he asks for it later tell him to come pry it from your cold dead hand).PurpleBaze said:
Can't afford a blazer right now, because I'm buying another watch. Might take me a whole year to save up for a nice jacket.creepycoug said:
I'm just glad to see Bazey in the Club finally.PurpleBaze said:
If you want it sold, call Kim.YellowSnow said:@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.
@Tequilla?
You can use a loaner blazer for now; but you'll need to get to get fitted for one of your own soon. Uber should be picking back up so I think you'll be a position to pull it off. Dues will be waived for the first year; we have scholarship programs.
Get the jacket. Stat.
