Marrying Melinda could be a sound financial strategery

YellowSnow

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56975466

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56975466

This most definitely has to do with money, and lots of it.

I'll surely allow it.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56975466

This most definitely has to do with money, and lots of it.

I'll surely allow it.

If there's anything I know in this life, it's marrying into tech for standard of living.

pawz

YellowSnow said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56975466

@oregonblitzkrieg true ?!

YellowSnow

@pawz Bill may need to downsize. Could be the listing of a life time. Pick up the phone.

pawz

Those guys only acquire. They never sell.

Doog_de_Jour

I’ve been trying to slide into her DMs for months now. Hopefully I can get her on the rebound.

Baseman

http://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21

Reliable source on this one

creepycoug

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21

Reliable source on this one

He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.

oregonblitzkrieg

dirtysouwfdawg

You think all that money could’ve bought some serious facial reconstruction

I bet Bill likes butt stuff and I know why.

RoadDawg55

creepycoug said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21

Reliable source on this one

He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.

Alex is a social climber that consistently get caught cheating. Melinda seems right for him.

Baseman

creepycoug said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21

Reliable source on this one

He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.

Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.

RatherBeBrewing

This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.


Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.

I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.

Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition

pawz

RatherBeBrewing said:

This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.

Can confirm.

I actually saw her yesterday. True story.

creepycoug

RatherBeBrewing said:

This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.


Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.

I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.

Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition

W/o going into any details or answering any questions, and not for the sake of acting like I'm connected (I'm certainly not in this case), let me just say that Jody Allen is one that would make you say, "Not worth the money." You wouldn't want to live with that on many levels. A radioactive person. Just no.

PurpleThrobber

Baseman said:

creepycoug said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21

Reliable source on this one

He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.

Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.

I'd let her go see her ex- one weekend out of the year for that kind of windfall.

HHusky

PurpleThrobber said:

Baseman said:

creepycoug said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1389337379161452547?s=21

Reliable source on this one

He has his own money and she is not a looker, and Alex likes pretty girls. Usually.

Arod has fuck you money. Melinda has fuck everyone money.

I'd let her go see her ex- one weekend out of the year for that kind of windfall.

I just want the money. She can live with her ex and never see me.

pawz

creepycoug said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

This made me wonder if I wasted the good looks of my youth on banging chicks my age and modeling, instead of getting a ring on a rich widow or divorcée. I’d hop on the Kevin Kline Melinda gravy train so quick I’d leave a cartoon dust shadow. I’d prefer Connie Ballmer, but when the word illions has a B in front of it then horndog Jody Allen looks like a beautiful Harry Potter/Donald Sutherland/Ed Sheeran hybrid.


Yeah baby, those giraffes aren’t the only ones about to get their bones smuggled.

I assume most billionaires live a life of banging whoever they want. The discretion that type of money buys won’t have them looking like lowly $100 million net worth peasant cucks like Jerry Falwell Jr. But the Gates seem different. Nerdy doesn’t mean they’re not kinky or have libidos, but they just seem so... asexual.

Only mildly related, but this was a good read on Bill Gates and his improved condom prize: https://www.vice.com/da/article/qbwq3m/bill-gates-penis-condoms-microsoft-aids-competition

W/o going into any details or answering any questions, and not for the sake of acting like I'm connected (I'm certainly not in this case), let me just say that Jody Allen is one that would make you say, "Not worth the money." You wouldn't want to live with that on many levels. A radioactive person. Just no.

That's what I'm hearing, too.

No. Thank. You.

pawz

@creepycoug's Finance Bored

pawz

@PurpleBaze