Announcing Hottest Actress Tournament Sweet 16 Matchups

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

YellowSnow said:

LoneStarDawg said:

TheKobeStopper said:

When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up

The raw emotions in this shit show crack me up.

Hell hath no fury like autistic EC voters scorned.

Eh she can't crack the final four so whatevs

Ass burgers is a hell of an illness my dude.

USMChawk

The seeding looks good. I’m voting for the higher seed of every matchup (sorry Salma).

dnc

*Teet 16

pawz

YellowSnow said:

As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak

2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie

Disagree.

pawz

TheKobeStopper said:

Agree.

LoneStarDawg

@Arizona123 will be doing a full forensic audit

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

BennyBeaver said:

Lynda Carter. Overrated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

greenblood

The 8-9 and 7-10 matchups are epic

YellowSnow

greenblood said:

The 8-9 and 7-10 matchups are epic

Some good ones for sure. Elite 8 will get real interesting.

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.

And yet?

Pitchfork51

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

BennyBeaver said:

Lynda Carter. Overrated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I think my lynda carter pic is the hottest of this whole thing

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.

And yet?

Mila Kunis is Mexicranian and lost in the first round.

FireCohen

Thank you guys. I got the biggest jaw match up between salma and Alice

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.

And yet?

Mila Kunis is Mexicranian and lost in the first round.

True. Good call my freakish fren.

Pitchfork51

FireCohen said:

Thank you guys. I got the biggest jaw match up between salma and Alice

The fact that you are focusing on that vs their boobs is weird

That being said I looked up some pics of alice eve in a bathing suit and I can pretty much tank her from here on out.

FireCohen

Look at that line up, who says Seattle isn’t the cradle of diversity. 15/16 is white

YellowSnow

FireCohen said:

Thank you guys. I got the biggest jaw match up between salma and Alice

Big jaw > Jersey shore butter face.

FireCohen

YellowSnow said:

FireCohen said:

Thank you guys. I got the biggest jaw match up between salma and Alice

Big jaw > Jersey shore butter face.

Alice got some hips, not sure enough to take in salma though

Pitchfork51

FireCohen said:

Look at that line up, who says Seattle isn’t the cradle of diversity. 15/16 is white

Bring more salma hayeks into my world. Trust me. I won't complain.

Doogles

LoneStarDawg said:

TheKobeStopper said:

When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up

If I could remember the passwords to my alts it would have been Margo in a landslide.