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Announcing Hottest Actress Tournament Sweet 16 Matchups

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club
As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak

2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie


I will post 4 polls tomorrow and 4 on Tuesday. Elite 8 game later in the week.



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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

    We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    edited April 2021

    Swaye said:

    Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

    We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.
    Alice Eve is sneaky good. But those jugs are gonna be put to the test against Salma. This is like the jug off of the contest so far.

    edit: But yeah, everyone is playing for second behind Liz. Surprised to see Kate B at a 5, but she hasn't done as well as I would have thought. That's because there are lots of fags here.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    edited April 2021
    Just checked all the seedings. I'm with the higher seed in 7 of 8 matchups and the only toss up is Alice v. Salma. That will be a game time decision. In other words, the seedings are now correct.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Lynda Carter. Overrated. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

    So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

    1- Liz Hurley
    16- Farah Fawcett

    8- Diane Lane
    9- January Jones

    5- Kate Beckinsale
    12- Sophia Loren

    4- Gal Gadot
    13- Grace Kelly

    6- Catherine Deneuve
    11- Kelly LeBrock

    3- Lynda Carter
    14- Denise Richards

    7- Alice Eve
    10- Salma Hayak

    2- Raquel Welch
    15- Margot Robbie


    I will post 4 polls tomorrow and 4 on Tuesday. Elite 8 game later in the week.



    Battle of the underboobs underseeds.

    That's the matchup to watch.

    Winner of that takes out the winner of Welch/Robbie IMO.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Lynda Carter. Overrated. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

    Gadot is going to win the battle of the Wonder Wimmen
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Lynda Carter. Overrated. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

    Gadot is going to win the battle of the Wonder Wimmen
    Ever notice how Wonder Wimmen are always 5’11” ?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    Lynda Carter. Overrated. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

    Gadot is going to win the battle of the Wonder Wimmen
    Ever notice how Wonder Wimmen are always 5’11” ?
    Pretty sure height is part of the Amazon jerb description
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

    We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.
    Alice Eve is sneaky good. But those jugs are gonna be put to the test against Salma. This is like the jug off of the contest so far.

    edit: But yeah, everyone is playing for second behind Liz. Surprised to see Kate B at a 5, but she hasn't done as well as I would have thought. That's because there are lots of fags here.
    It's true. Eve doesn't have a chance against salma though.

    I don't see any way Liz doesn't win this. Shes the total package.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited April 2021
    I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

    The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

    While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited April 2021
    This actually becomes quite easy from here on out.

    Liz
    Kate
    Gal/salma (they can't win so it doesn't matter)

    Apparently swaye and I will inevitably wiin.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    Which seed did #myphoebecates get? I'm not voting until yella man's up and does the right thing and seeds her.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club




    When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up
    The raw emotions in this shit show crack me up.

    Hell hath no fury like autistic EC voters scorned.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662




    When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up
    The raw emotions in this shit show crack me up.

    Hell hath no fury like autistic EC voters scorned.
    Eh she can't crack the final four so whatevs
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club

    I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

    The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

    While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

    Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club




    When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up
    The raw emotions in this shit show crack me up.

    Hell hath no fury like autistic EC voters scorned.
    Eh she can't crack the final four so whatevs
    Ass burgers is a hell of an illness my dude.
  • USMChawk
    USMChawk Member Posts: 1,800
    The seeding looks good. I’m voting for the higher seed of every matchup (sorry Salma).
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,427 Founders Club

    As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

    So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

    1- Liz Hurley
    16- Farah Fawcett

    8- Diane Lane
    9- January Jones

    5- Kate Beckinsale
    12- Sophia Loren

    4- Gal Gadot
    13- Grace Kelly

    6- Catherine Deneuve
    11- Kelly LeBrock

    3- Lynda Carter
    14- Denise Richards

    7- Alice Eve
    10- Salma Hayak

    2- Raquel Welch
    15- Margot Robbie


    Disagree.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,427 Founders Club
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,679 Founders Club
    @Arizona123 will be doing a full forensic audit
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    The 8-9 and 7-10 matchups are epic
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club

    The 8-9 and 7-10 matchups are epic

    Some good ones for sure. Elite 8 will get real interesting.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

    The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

    While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

    Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.
    And yet?