Announcing Hottest Actress Tournament Sweet 16 Matchups

YellowSnow

As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak

2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie


I will post 4 polls tomorrow and 4 on Tuesday. Elite 8 game later in the week.

PurpleThrobber

Margot Robbie too fucking low. Hot as ballz.

Raquel Welch's tits are saggy now.

Kelly LeBrock looks like a man these days.

Diane Lane too low.

Just getting out in front with some preemptive bitching before the cunty hordes descend upon this thread. Only one bitch reflects the Throbber's true self.

TheKobeStopper

Swaye

Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.

Alice Eve is sneaky good. But those jugs are gonna be put to the test against Salma. This is like the jug off of the contest so far.

edit: But yeah, everyone is playing for second behind Liz. Surprised to see Kate B at a 5, but she hasn't done as well as I would have thought. That's because there are lots of fags here.

Swaye

Just checked all the seedings. I'm with the higher seed in 7 of 8 matchups and the only toss up is Alice v. Salma. That will be a game time decision. In other words, the seedings are now correct.

BennyBeaver

Lynda Carter. Overrated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

dnc

YellowSnow said:

As mentioned in the original Hottest Actress Tournament Announcement, @PurpleThrobber and I would reshuffle the seedings for the remaining 16 contestants. We carefully analyzed 1st and 2nd round performances and re-ranked the remaining contestants accordingly.

So without further ado, we present you with the Sweet 16 matchups:

1- Liz Hurley
16- Farah Fawcett

8- Diane Lane
9- January Jones

5- Kate Beckinsale
12- Sophia Loren

4- Gal Gadot
13- Grace Kelly

6- Catherine Deneuve
11- Kelly LeBrock

3- Lynda Carter
14- Denise Richards

7- Alice Eve
10- Salma Hayak

2- Raquel Welch
15- Margot Robbie


I will post 4 polls tomorrow and 4 on Tuesday. Elite 8 game later in the week.

Battle of the underboobs underseeds.

That's the matchup to watch.

Winner of that takes out the winner of Welch/Robbie IMO.

dnc

BennyBeaver said:

Lynda Carter. Overrated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gadot is going to win the battle of the Wonder Wimmen

YellowSnow

dnc said:

BennyBeaver said:

Lynda Carter. Overrated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gadot is going to win the battle of the Wonder Wimmen

Ever notice how Wonder Wimmen are always 5’11” ?

dnc

YellowSnow said:

dnc said:

BennyBeaver said:

Lynda Carter. Overrated. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gadot is going to win the battle of the Wonder Wimmen

Ever notice how Wonder Wimmen are always 5’11” ?

Pretty sure height is part of the Amazon jerb description

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Margot is right where she deserves to be after eeking out a close win against a C list celebrity and losing to a huge titted woman whose best days were 15 years ago on Spanish TV. And if she beats Raquel burn this fucking place down.

We felt Liz is the chick to beat at this point. Raquel was way too low and Margot too high. Alice Eve’s jugs showed up skrong.

Alice Eve is sneaky good. But those jugs are gonna be put to the test against Salma. This is like the jug off of the contest so far.

edit: But yeah, everyone is playing for second behind Liz. Surprised to see Kate B at a 5, but she hasn't done as well as I would have thought. That's because there are lots of fags here.

It's true. Eve doesn't have a chance against salma though.

I don't see any way Liz doesn't win this. Shes the total package.

LoneStarDawg

TheKobeStopper said:

When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up

TheKobeStopper

LoneStarDawg said:

TheKobeStopper said:

When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up

This tournament is a banana republic.

Pitchfork51

I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

Pitchfork51

This actually becomes quite easy from here on out.

Liz
Kate
Gal/salma (they can't win so it doesn't matter)

Apparently swaye and I will inevitably wiin.

chuck

Which seed did #myphoebecates get? I'm not voting until yella man's up and does the right thing and seeds her.

YellowSnow

LoneStarDawg said:

TheKobeStopper said:

When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up

The raw emotions in this shit show crack me up.

Hell hath no fury like autistic EC voters scorned.

Pitchfork51

YellowSnow said:

LoneStarDawg said:

TheKobeStopper said:

When Kobe is holding your democratic process accountable you know you really fucked up

The raw emotions in this shit show crack me up.

Hell hath no fury like autistic EC voters scorned.

Eh she can't crack the final four so whatevs

YellowSnow

Pitchfork51 said:

I've noticed there are no eastern bloc chicks on the menu.

The woman who just cut my hair was like romanian or some shit. Stacked. I just had boobs in my face for a bit. My staring was just bad and obvious

While kobe is a communist fag at least you can say they made their women well.

Hey, man, I married a greasy Slav. I appreciate what the Eastern Bloc has going on.