10 Reasons why you should NEVER move to Seattle
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Sadly that’s not the case is Snoretown anymore. Homeless everywhere here as well.PurpleThrobber said:
It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.BennyBeaver said:
So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.PurpleThrobber said:
We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.BennyBeaver said:All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.
STFU
Like we say, fuck off.
It's sad.
@YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront? -
But I heard Seattle is a great recruiting tool?
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Then you missed Grunge Boy’s critique of Seattle fashion. He’s nostalgic for the olden days, i.e., 1994.YellowSnow said:
I'm mostly retired from the TPurpleThrobber said:
It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.BennyBeaver said:
So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.PurpleThrobber said:
We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.BennyBeaver said:All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.
STFU
Like we say, fuck off.
It's sad.
@YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?hug life, but will make an exception here.
I couldn't handle the lispy narrator so only got through points 1- 3. That said, I haven't even had a millisecond's worth of homesickness for Seattle. It was still a fun town when I was foot loose and fancy free in 2009, but tough place to raise a family now IMHO. -
I miss Seattle.
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Kaepsknee said:
Nope. Couldn’t get into UW so went Beav.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Aren't you from whOregon?BennyBeaver said:All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.
STFU
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Yes, and?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Aren't you from whOregon?BennyBeaver said:All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.
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The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
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Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
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CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
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I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.PurpleThrobber said:
CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
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WoodYellowSnow said:
I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.PurpleThrobber said:
CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
Boat.
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PurpleThrobber said:
WoodYellowSnow said:
I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.PurpleThrobber said:
CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
Boat.
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Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in. -
Lot's of hate with this one. I heard the ocean and mountains were nice.EwaDawg said:Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in.
This Ewa?
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Kendal Kardashian just bought a new place - $2 million'ish...YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:
WoodYellowSnow said:
I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.PurpleThrobber said:
CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
Boat.
Blading it so she can build what she wants.
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Just when the Dazzler and Benny look to have the top fucktard spot in the Tug locked up, along comes the champ.EwaDawg said:Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in.
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FREE PUB!PurpleThrobber said:
Just when the Dazzler and Benny look to have the top fucktard spot in the Tug locked up, along comes the champ.EwaDawg said:Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in. -
Congrats on having a Kartrashian living in your 'hood. Fits into your ET mode.PurpleThrobber said:
Kendal Kardashian just bought a new place - $2 million'ish...YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:
WoodYellowSnow said:
I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.PurpleThrobber said:
CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
Boat.
Blading it so she can build what she wants. -
Nowhere near my hood. There are multiple hoods.BennyBeaver said:
Congrats on having a Kartrashian living in your 'hood. Fits into your ET mode.PurpleThrobber said:
Kendal Kardashian just bought a new place - $2 million'ish...YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:
WoodYellowSnow said:
I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.PurpleThrobber said:
CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.YellowSnow said:
Not enough centrist MILFs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
Boat.
Blading it so she can build what she wants.
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Take a Bath, Hippie. All the good people are leaving Seattle. Try to stay informed.EwaDawg said:Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in. -
A never ending freaking supply. I rest my case.PurpleThrobber said:
Just when the Dazzler and Benny look to have the top fucktard spot in the Tug locked up, along comes the champ.EwaDawg said:Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in. -
I have no plans to move back to Seattle but not for the reasons that the anti-Seattle folks chant.
All of the big cities on the west coast have the same issues.
You'd have to be a huge fucking Trumptard to not understand that. -
No - you need to LEAVE King County.Bob_C said:Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
Problem is, it’s a huge geographic county -
It’s posts like this that remind us why everyone is hoping Smith gives Pettibone a run for his money.BennyBeaver said:
So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.PurpleThrobber said:
We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.BennyBeaver said:All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.
STFU
Like we say, fuck off.
It's sad.
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Gee. I fucking wonder why. Could it be that they're all completely run by idiot liberals like yourself?MontlakeBridgeTroll said:I have no plans to move back to Seattle but not for the reasons that the anti-Seattle folks chant.
All of the big cities on the west coast have the same issues.
You'd have to be a huge fucking Trumptard to not understand that. -
Well at least you watched the video, so I think that's good.EwaDawg said:Thanks for the post, DJ.
It is an awesome recap of why racist, moronic, America-hating, conservatives should not move to Seattle.
But doesn't actually provide a single decent reason why good people shouldn't move to Seattle.
Let's hope people see this and act in their own self interest.
WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN.WIN
The stupid fucking republicans can have the wastelands of texas - IF their simple brains can survive the cold. And, they can have most of the other RED areas, as well, I've NEVER been to one that I would actually want to live in.
