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10 Reasons why you should NEVER move to Seattle

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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,955 Standard Supporter

    Same is true with Portland. Drove through some of north Portland two weeks ago for the first time in a few months. Geezus, what a hot mess. All Oregon and the Portland metro area are trying to accomplish is to raise taxes and defund the police and eliminate all drug prosecution and then put out pigeon food and watch the homeless "crisis" continue to explode.

    Portland proper is a shit hole now too. As is SF. Haven't been to LA in several years but can't imagine it's much better.

    But somehow that's obsessing over Seattle per Benny.

    Shitholes are shitholes.



  • HHuskyHHusky Member Posts: 20,629

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

    Like we say, fuck off.

    So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

    It's sad.
    It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

    @YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?


    You’re glad to be gone. We’re glad you’re gone.

    Win-Win
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,942 Standard Supporter
    HHusky said:

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

    Like we say, fuck off.

    So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

    It's sad.
    It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

    @YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?


    You’re glad to be gone. We’re glad you’re gone.

    Win-Win
    We? Speak for yourself, faggot.

    I'd personally be much happier to read about your SMOD strike than to lose another like Throbber.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,115
    I wanna hang out with that guy.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,955 Standard Supporter
    HHusky said:

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

    Like we say, fuck off.

    So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

    It's sad.
    It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

    @YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?


    You’re glad to be gone. We’re glad you’re gone.

    Win-Win
    As per usual, you're wrong. I'm not glad to be gone.

    I'm sad to be gone. Seattle/Portland/SF -all were charming, amazing places to visit/live.

    Now they're shit holes. And if you celebrate that, join the Typhus Boy in your eventual demise.



  • WestlinnDuckWestlinnDuck Member Posts: 15,199 Standard Supporter

    HHusky said:

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

    Like we say, fuck off.

    So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

    It's sad.
    It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

    @YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?


    You’re glad to be gone. We’re glad you’re gone.

    Win-Win
    As per usual, you're wrong. I'm not glad to be gone.

    I'm sad to be gone. Seattle/Portland/SF -all were charming, amazing places to visit/live.

    Now they're shit holes. And if you celebrate that, join the Typhus Boy in your eventual demise.

    If being run by leftards was the best solution for the citizenry then whys is SF, Portland and Seattle such sh*t holes? You would think that high taxes, little law enforcement and government hand outs would lead to a utopian society.
  • Bob_CBob_C Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,423 Swaye's Wigwam
    Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.
  • huskyhooliganhuskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,407 Swaye's Wigwam

    The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

    They like the no make up look 🤮
    Fat, lazy hags. With a boyfriend who weighs half what they do, with a higher voice, skinny jeans and wearing more makeup.

    Maybe the Trannies are right. Maybe gender really is fluid, in Seattle.
    There was a blog post years ago that got some attention as the male writer described the Perfect Seattle 6. Basically stating a Seattle 10 is a 6 almost everywhere else.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,849

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    Aren't you from whOregon?
    Nope. Couldn’t get into UW so went Beav.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,849

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

    Like we say, fuck off.

    So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

    It's sad.
    It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

    @YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?


    Sadly that’s not the case is Snoretown anymore. Homeless everywhere here as well.
  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,370
    But I heard Seattle is a great recruiting tool?
  • HHuskyHHusky Member Posts: 20,629

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

    Like we say, fuck off.

    So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

    It's sad.
    It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

    @YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?


    I'm mostly retired from the Thug life, but will make an exception here.

    I couldn't handle the lispy narrator so only got through points 1- 3. That said, I haven't even had a millisecond's worth of homesickness for Seattle. It was still a fun town when I was foot loose and fancy free in 2009, but tough place to raise a family now IMHO.
    Then you missed Grunge Boy’s critique of Seattle fashion. He’s nostalgic for the olden days, i.e., 1994.
  • TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    I miss Seattle.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Kaepsknee said:

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    Aren't you from whOregon?
    Nope. Couldn’t get into UW so went Beav.

  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

    STFU

    Aren't you from whOregon?
    Yes, and?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,955 Standard Supporter
    Bob_C said:

    Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.

    The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,341 Founders Club
    edited February 2021

    Bob_C said:

    Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.

    The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.
    Not enough centrist MILFs.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,955 Standard Supporter

    Bob_C said:

    Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.

    The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.
    Not enough centrist MILFs.
    CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,341 Founders Club

    Bob_C said:

    Moved out to the suburbs 8-9 years ago for exactly the reasons on the video. Now we just need to get East King County up and running.

    The Great State of Liberty welcomes applications from adjoining jurisdictions.
    Not enough centrist MILFs.
    CDA has all the California fake boob migrants.
    I had lunch at the country club today and saw some nice ones.


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