10 Reasons why you should NEVER move to Seattle

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCfjDS0wn3s

PurpleThrobber

Fucking unbelievable.

Actually- totally believable. You get what you vote for.

DerekJohnson

PurpleThrobber said:

Fucking unbelievable.

Actually- totally believable. You get what you vote for.

The video is spot on

PurpleThrobber

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Fucking unbelievable.

Actually- totally believable. You get what you vote for.

The video is spot on

The Throbber ain't going to Seattle any time soon. Used to make multiple trips per year for some fun/big city life. Zero interest now - insert WDWHA response here. Maybe cut through SEATAC for travels elsewhere - but generally try to route elsewhere instead of dealing with that clusterfuck.

doogie

Doesn’t this belong on the Enumclaw truck stop recruiting bored?

BennyBeaver

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

PurpleThrobber

BennyBeaver said:

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

Like we say, fuck off.

Pitchfork51

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

Fire_Marshall_Bill

BennyBeaver said:

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

Aren't you from whOregon?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

They like the no make up look 🤮

TurdBomber

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

They like the no make up look 🤮

Fat, lazy hags. With a boyfriend who weighs half what they do, with a higher voice, skinny jeans and wearing more makeup.

Maybe the Trannies are right. Maybe gender really is fluid, in Seattle.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

TurdBomber said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

They like the no make up look 🤮

Fat, lazy hags. With a boyfriend who weighs half what they do, with a higher voice, skinny jeans and wearing more makeup.

Maybe the Trannies are right. Maybe gender really is fluid, in Seattle.

I'm old enough to not know what the 25 year olds look and dress like but that sounds about right.

CaptainPJ

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are fat ugly cunts who boss around their skinny jeans wearing Millenial fag boyfriends and act like total cunts to everyone else, as well. Not down

Bob_C

Pitchfork51 said:

The chicks are prob mostly fat. Not down

A lot of frumpiness in the very least.

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber said:

BennyBeaver said:

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

Like we say, fuck off.

So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

It's sad.

WestlinnDuck

Same is true with Portland. Drove through some of north Portland two weeks ago for the first time in a few months. Geezus, what a hot mess. All Oregon and the Portland metro area are trying to accomplish is to raise taxes and defund the police and eliminate all drug prosecution and then put out pigeon food and watch the homeless "crisis" continue to explode.

HHusky

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

TurdBomber

WestlinnDuck said:

Same is true with Portland. Drove through some of north Portland two weeks ago for the first time in a few months. Geezus, what a hot mess. All Oregon and the Portland metro area are trying to accomplish is to raise taxes and defund the police and eliminate all drug prosecution and then put out pigeon food and watch the homeless "crisis" continue to explode.

It's time to make Gresham Great Again.

Along with Tukwila.

RaceBannon

Seattle is totally not provincial and small time

LoneStarDawg

11. We always lose to Cal

PurpleThrobber

BennyBeaver said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BennyBeaver said:

All the non-Seattleites have strong Seattle opinions.

STFU

We all used to be Seattleites, you dumb fuck.

Like we say, fuck off.

So get over it. You got dumped and can't move on. Obsessing over your ex.

It's sad.

It's said that you don't care about your city. Enjoy the fat chicks and stepping in feces on the sidewalks.

@YellowSnow -any complaints over hot MILFS and beggar-free walks on the riverfront?