Greatest Native American Chiefs of All Tim

DerekJohnson

Swaye

Janet Reno

When you let a white devil make this pole he leaves off Crazy Horse, like a dummy, who is clearly the greatest 1st Nation Chief. Architect of the Fetterman Massacre, excellent warrior and war leader, scalper of Custers flowing blonde locks, and died in an escape attempt in captivity. That's a fucking red man for the ages.

Also, who else has this:



You really fucked this one away Stalin.

DerekJohnson

Geronimo

Swaye said:

When you let a white devil make this pole he leaves off Crazy Horse, like a dummy, who is clearly the greatest 1st Nation Chief. Architect of the Fetterman Massacre, excellent warrior and war leader, scalper of Custers flowing blonde locks, and died in an escape attempt in captivity. That's a fucking red man for the ages.

Also, who else has this:



You really fucked this one away Stalin.

My great-great-great grandfather was Chinook. Maybe I should have added him to the poll too.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Pole’s invalid without @swaye as an option.

DerekJohnson

Geronimo

YellowSnow

Geronimo

Tecumseh, Crazy Horse and Quanah Parker are glaring omissions.

Swaye

Janet Reno

YellowSnow said:

Tecumseh, Crazy Horse and Quanah Parker are glaring omissions.

And Magua!

DerekJohnson

Geronimo

DerekJohnson

Geronimo

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

Tecumseh, Crazy Horse and Quanah Parker are glaring omissions.

And Magua!

Alright hotshot, why don't you go ahead and have a Greatest White Devils of All Tim poll, and we'll see how well you fare?

You'll probably leave out luminaries like Ronald Reagan and Ted Nugent

Swaye

Janet Reno

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

Tecumseh, Crazy Horse and Quanah Parker are glaring omissions.

And Magua!

Alright hotshot, why don't you go ahead and have a Greatest White Devils of All Tim poll, and we'll see how well you fare?

You'll probably leave out luminaries like Ronald Reagan and Ted Nugent

I will do this. I can do it from memory. So many racist white devils to choose from.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

Not the first tim I’ve been compared to Waldorf and Statler and probably not the last.

Miley_Cyrus

Chief Joseph

Ejm

Janet Reno

Elizabeth Warren

PurpleThrobber

Chief Joseph, motherfuckers. They chased him all over hell and back.

Fight no more forever.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Ejm said:

Elizabeth Warren

Easily the best of your 8 poasts.

CuntWaffle

Janet Reno

Chief Wigwam. Sunset Riders - Super Nintendo (1991)

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

Agree, when I looked at the list I was looking for Crazy Horse; yow, it’s a great day to die

Another great statesman that needs to be on the list is Hiawatha.... the origins of my family in the US began in 1623 in James City as owning one of the first plantations

so there is the legend and the truth of Hiawatha in our family.... I wound up with the commemorative bust which has been passed down and here it is...

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

GrundleStiltzkin

CuntWaffle

Janet Reno

GrundleStiltzkin said:

creepycoug

Geronimo

Geronimo was a fucking bad ass dudes. Talk about a guy who had no quit in him. There's a reason they named the special ops to take out Bin Laden after him. Bad ass. Nothing more fierce than an Engine warrior back in the day. Bad ass.

Then I come in with any member of the Black Foot tribe. My engine friends who are dialed in to their hisotry always tell me that the tribes who called Idaho, Montana and parts of Wyoming and eastern Oregon home were fucking bad ass as a group. The Spartans of Native Americans, if you will. They were supposedly physically bigger than a lot / most of the tribes around the country ... as in, genetically they tended to produce larger people. They were also reputed as being fast on their feet and strong as fuck and fierce fighters. The fucking Black Feet ... studs of the old native American world. @swaye, does this jibe with your understanding?

And then I round out my top three with @Swaye . I know behind all the jokes and self-deprecating humor he's a bad ass and is feared by bugs and man alike.