I'm the second worst kind of badger fan. Didn't even know they were playing until right now.
If I wasn't drinking whiskey distilled in wisconsin while soaking in the tub I'd be the worst.
That makes me the 3rd worst kind of Badgers fan then.
I'm too busy peter puffering on my rowing machine to care.
Baze you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Madison) in 2004. your parents moved west for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to HH.
Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent
I'm the second worst kind of badger fan. Didn't even know they were playing until right now.
If I wasn't drinking whiskey distilled in wisconsin while soaking in the tub I'd be the worst.
That makes me the 3rd worst kind of Badgers fan then.
I'm too busy peter puffering on my rowing machine to care.
Baze you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Madison) in 2004. your parents moved west for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to HH.
Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent
I'm the second worst kind of badger fan. Didn't even know they were playing until right now.
If I wasn't drinking whiskey distilled in wisconsin while soaking in the tub I'd be the worst.
That makes me the 3rd worst kind of Badgers fan then.
I'm too busy peter puffering on my rowing machine to care.
Baze you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Madison) in 2004. your parents moved west for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to HH.
Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent
So began the myth that I am from Wisconsin.
Which I half-believed for the longest while, even though we're real-life friends. Remember we were sitting somewhere, and I said to you: "Just to get the record straight for Stalin, did you actually attend Wisconsin?"
I'm the second worst kind of badger fan. Didn't even know they were playing until right now.
If I wasn't drinking whiskey distilled in wisconsin while soaking in the tub I'd be the worst.
That makes me the 3rd worst kind of Badgers fan then.
I'm too busy peter puffering on my rowing machine to care.
Baze you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Madison) in 2004. your parents moved west for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to HH.
Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent
So began the myth that I am from Wisconsin.
Which I half-believed for the longest while, even though we're real-life friends. Remember we were sitting somewhere, and I said to you: "Just to get the record straight for Stalin, did you actually attend Wisconsin?"
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oh yeah!
If I wasn't drinking whiskey distilled in wisconsin while soaking in the tub I'd be the worst.
I'm too busy peter puffering on my rowing machine to care.
Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent
Rather amusing...