I'm only 20 minutes in but I'm already requesting a 'Storytime with Doogles' pod at some point n the near future please
edit: god, fuck you guys lol
and yeah true story. The last 4 numbers of my number are 6493 and in an HH pm inadvertently told him it was xxx-6494. Then the biggest gaffe of the HH Circle Jerk Tourney was seeding him so low (along with @GreenRiverGatorz who for some reason I never really paid attention to until I got lambasted for not seeding and then under-seeding) to get smashed by @WilburHooksHands . You probably think I hate you. Even though you are like my Norcal doppelganger, from bowl game brawls to a fierce love of NCAA Sports 2001.
Derek has memories of glory and triumph. Shoutout to fellow millennials who were baptized in the deepest throes of UW misery.
And @Doog_de_Jour? Points for bravery and hilarity, but we are (wo)men of action here. Lies do not become us.
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Jesus. Derek I have never fantasized about beating you up. Mainly because I don't want to go to Seattle
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Jesus. Derek I have never fantasized about beating you up. Mainly because I don't want to go to Seattle
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Jesus. Derek I have never fantasized about beating you up. Mainly because I don't want to go to Seattle
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Jesus. Derek I have never fantasized about beating you up. Mainly because I don't want to go to Seattle
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Jesus. Derek I have never fantasized about beating you up. Mainly because I don't want to go to Seattle
I still have no idea why you are calling people pods
SECDawg's legacy has been tainted by the dozens of emails he sent me since his banning, including literal threats to fly from Mississippi to Seattle to beat me up for not letting him back onto Hardcore Husky. This was disappointing. I finally blocked him.
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Jesus. Derek I have never fantasized about beating you up. Mainly because I don't want to go to Seattle
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edit: god, fuck you guys lol
and yeah true story. The last 4 numbers of my number are 6493 and in an HH pm inadvertently told him it was xxx-6494. Then the biggest gaffe of the HH Circle Jerk Tourney was seeding him so low (along with @GreenRiverGatorz who for some reason I never really paid attention to until I got lambasted for not seeding and then under-seeding) to get smashed by @WilburHooksHands . You probably think I hate you. Even though you are like my Norcal doppelganger, from bowl game brawls to a fierce love of NCAA Sports 2001.
Derek has memories of glory and triumph. Shoutout to fellow millennials who were baptized in the deepest throes of UW misery.
And @Doog_de_Jour? Points for bravery and hilarity, but we are (wo)men of action here. Lies do not become us.
Happy holidays!
Nevertheless, his legacy here is secure with "pods". It's short for pardner, you see.
Cancel Derek
Cancel the pod
Derek's goon sqwad is second to none.