Cleveland Browns

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

I actually watched the Browns win their last NFL Title on tee vee. Non HD. They beat Johnny U and the Colts

Holy shit you are old.

From Wikipedia:

In 1964, the Browns went 10–3–1 and reached their first title game in seven years. They throttled the heavily favored Baltimore Colts 27–0, with receiver Gary Collins catching three touchdown passes to earn the MVP award. Currently, this is the most recent major league sports championship for the city of Cleveland.

RaceBannon

I was 8. Frank Ryan was the QB and it was a big upset. The next year the Packers beat the Browns in the first of their three peat

CuntWaffle

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef

Buffalo jumped better than any team this year when it came to defense. Problem is the Browns are always rolling the dice with their hires and then never actually let them try to improve. This could be a good hire, but we probably won't know because the Browns will miss the playoffs and then its off to hire the next coordinator to try and make their team 12-4 next year (which won't happen and then the cycle will repeat itself).

Browns fucked themselves in the ass when they drafted Brandon Weeden who entered the draft at 57 years old. Fucking first round pick on that guy.

SteveInShelton

CuntWaffle said:

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef

Buffalo jumped better than any team this year when it came to defense. Problem is the Browns are always rolling the dice with their hires and then never actually let them try to improve. This could be a good hire, but we probably won't know because the Browns will miss the playoffs and then its off to hire the next coordinator to try and make their team 12-4 next year (which won't happen and then the cycle will repeat itself).

Browns fucked themselves in the ass when they drafted Brandon Weeden who entered the draft at 57 years old. Fucking first round pick on that guy.

That was the QB Holmgren personally wanted. They also blew a top 10 pick on Trent Richardson in that draft (who they managed to somehow steal a 1st round pick back for).

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RoadDawg55 said:

Anytime you can get the DC from Buffalo to be your head coach, you have to do it. I know no one (or at least very few) cares, but the Browns have to be the most fucktarded NFL franchise.

Go 0-16 and then hire Jim Caldwells dead rotting corpse to be your head coach then pop off.

RoadDawg55

He_Needs_More_Time said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Anytime you can get the DC from Buffalo to be your head coach, you have to do it. I know no one (or at least very few) cares, but the Browns have to be the most fucktarded NFL franchise.

Go 0-16 and then hire Jim Caldwells dead rotting corpse to be your head coach then pop off.

Good choice, but I still think the Browns are worse. Lions have 9-7, maybe 10-6 potential. They could sneak into the playoffs. Browns might not go for a long time. Browns, Raiders, and Lions. It's between those 3.

TierbsHsotBoobs

At least Race can remember the Browns winning a championship. Not so much for the Lions.

RaceBannon

Yeah the Lions were like 1956 or so. Bobby Layne. Grainy films

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At least at some point the Browns were relevant(1980's) you can't say that about the Detroit Lions. They are so fucking awful they don't even have a heartbreak moment they just fucking suck.

Not one Lions coach has coached at another team after being fired for them since 1970. Total fucking dreckfest.

Doogles

I love the Lions for giving Barry Sanders the shittiest possible line ever. Imagine how boring his highlights would be if he played for a team with actual holes.