I like the fact that every single time I visit a trash bar I get to hear "Enter Sandman" and "shook me all nite long" on the jukebox. But I also get to hear "Hell's bells" every time as well so AC/DC get the nod.
AC/DC should win this unless the voters are a bunch of fuckin' homos.
Fucking AC/DC sucks. Only Butthead listens to them, and well, he's a fucking butthead. Beavis is more dialed in. He likes Metallica. But its hard to find a song that rocks harder than Head like a Hole from NIN.
So you say you're a fuckin' homo, huh?
There's nothing wrong with Metallica, but saying "Fucking AC/DC sucks" translates to "I gobble cock".
Go kill yourself.
I bet your fat ass listens to AC/DC while jerking off to photos of Dolly Parton in those crusty magazines you keep next to your Ham's beer stash and that bed pan that doubles as an ashtray.
Do you bet?
Actually, I was jerking off on your mom's face while listening to "Walk All Over You", which just happens to be one of the best rock songs ever written.
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Oh and skynyrd...
Actually, I was jerking off on your mom's face while listening to "Walk All Over You", which just happens to be one of the best rock songs ever written.
So go light yourself on fire, assface.