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1995 Notre Dame should have been 8-4 dammit
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That was atrocious.RaceBannon said:1995 Notre Dame should have been 8-4 dammit
Fuck you Lambo
Too bad @puppylove_sugarsteel is not here to make excuses for his favorite coach. -
Remember when ND went for a crucial 2pt conversion and literally no one on the UW D defended ND's AA receiver Derrick Mayes, who was the sole WR lined up all alone on the south side of the field by himself waving for the ball before the snap?RaceBannon said:1995 Notre Dame should have been 8-4 dammit
Fuck you Lambo
The amount of coaching ineptitude to get to that moment is simply breathtaking. -
Here is why the Pac-12 sucks:
The Big Ten distributes $23 million more per year to each team. SEC at $13 million. Big-12 is at $6 million more.
That’s why Michigan State pays Mel Tucker $5 mil and other conferences have $2 million coordinators. Kawasaki is the only one currently getting more than a milli in this poverty conference.
Don’t worry, sure Purdue gets $55 million while Oregon and Washington get $32 million. But each Pac-12 school has 1/13 equity in the Pac-12 Network, which Larry Scott has determined has a valuation of $5 billion.
Billion with a B. That’s right, B as in broke-ass-bitch. I’m not kidding. Larry thinks that he can find a VC dumb enough to take a 10% stake and every school would get a one time $38 million payment.
The Pac-12 also sucks at getting basketball money, because none of you fuckers can win tournament games and that’s how the NCAA distributes the money. The NCAA is like those who like a good cervix stab, the deeper you go the more reward. Oregon has had to carry the dead weight for the wonderful reward of equally sharing revenue. Oregon’s tourney runs subsidize whatever the fuck Wazzu does, it’s like they were still paying Ernie Kent.
What can you do with more money to be better at football? I’ll take your suggestions.
Part two, how Title IX and debt service are helping the demise might be written if anyone gives a fuck. Since I’m guessing no, here’s a quick summary: some schools spent too much money on facilities without adequate support from their rich old people. Shitty sports like baseball lead to more Title IX women’s teams, which burn money like their sand volleyball pit is filled with retail priced diamonds. -
Very valid points. Biggest long term issue is the best coaches will look at the pac12 like a Mwc or confusa job. As they should. They are so far behind financially but that’s only starting to manifest itself here going forward. Sparty stealing a coach is going to be the new norm.RatherBeBrewing said:Here is why the Pac-12 sucks:
The Big Ten distributes $23 million more per year to each team. SEC at $13 million. Big-12 is at $6 million more.
That’s why Michigan State pays Mel Tucker $5 mil and other conferences have $2 million coordinators. Kawasaki is the only one currently getting more than a milli in this poverty conference.
Don’t worry, sure Purdue gets $55 million while Oregon and Washington get $32 million. But each Pac-12 school has 1/13 equity in the Pac-12 Network, which Larry Scott has determined has a valuation of $5 billion.
Billion with a B. That’s right, B as in broke-ass-bitch. I’m not kidding. Larry thinks that he can find a VC dumb enough to take a 10% stake and every school would get a one time $38 million payment.
The Pac-12 also sucks at getting basketball money, because none of you fuckers can win tournament games and that’s how the NCAA distributes the money. The NCAA is like those who like a good cervix stab, the deeper you go the more reward. Oregon has had to carry the dead weight for the wonderful reward of equally sharing revenue. Oregon’s tourney runs subsidize whatever the fuck Wazzu does, it’s like they were still paying Ernie Kent.
What can you do with more money to be better at football? I’ll take your suggestions.
Part two, how Title IX and debt service are helping the demise might be written if anyone gives a fuck. Since I’m guessing no, here’s a quick summary: some schools spent too much money on facilities without adequate support from their rich old people. Shitty sports like baseball lead to more Title IX women’s teams, which burn money like their sand volleyball pit is filled with retail priced diamonds.
All that being said, out side of the SEC, Clemson, Oklahoma, Ohio state and notre dame (which is questionable atm) nobody else can get out of their own way and consistently win at a high level. Texas, Michigan, Florida state and penn state really should be better though. Amazing they aren’t. -
Remember when Sark was on the radio saying he planned to be around her for a Loooooooong time after talking about Don Jame legacy and then left for USC a week later. Yea me to
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Shout out @PatHadenFS !DodgyBloke said:Remember when Sark was on the radio saying he planned to be around her for a Loooooooong time after talking about Don Jame legacy and then left for USC a week later. Yea me to
I was so excited when the news dropped. -
2007 and 2009 were at Husky Stadium.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
We? played at Autzen in 2009 and it was close at the half. I think Cal ended beating Oregon that year or coming very close and Doogs on Dawgman were saying Holt created the blueprint to beating Oregon.ntxduck said:
I was there too. UW scored to cut it to 7 midway through the 3rd q. So maybe my perspective was warped because previous kelly sark tilts were over at that stage of the game. But younger me def was nervous at that pointGladstone said:
Yeah that was 2011. I was literally on the sidelines for that game so I remember it extremely well. Sigh.creepycoug said:
The only one of those I remember was in Seattle and a night game. LaMike was larunning through Washington like a hot knife through butter, and at some random point either late in the 3rd or damn early in the fourth, Chip most obviously took his foot off the gas. I remember everyone joking on the boards that he did it because he had a man-crush on dreamy Sark. I think Sark was at that tim building up to peak Joey Kitchen Sark banging waitresses two at a tim, so you you know he had his game going. Chip was apparently taken by his charm and boyish good looks.Gladstone said:
I am slightly encouraged that you, a duck, bizarrely started to convince yourself of a falsity, and perhaps your athletic department I’m giving too much credit, but it was without question a wholly uncompetitive laugher. Complete with him literally crying on the sidelines and asking Chip not to humiliate him on the anniversary.ntxduck said:
I remember the 2011 game being somewhat close...? Definitely the closest under sark. Although Oregon won rather easily in the end, say 34-17Gladstone said:Oregon won’t hire Sarkisian, they’re the only other fan base as dialed in as UW when it comes to sloppy Steve. Five straight wholly uncompetitive laughers, including the 2011 game honoring the 20th anni of 1991 in which he famously cried and begged Chip not to run the score up too badly.
Chip called off the dogs.
Anyway, I remember thinking to myself, "run it up, because when they next have the chance they are going to do it to you irregardless."
#pointthefinger
2011 also. Oregon won fairly easily, say 34-17. That was the closest game during the streak, iirc. -
Closest game was the VA game in 2015thechatch said:
2007 and 2009 were at Husky Stadium.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
We? played at Autzen in 2009 and it was close at the half. I think Cal ended beating Oregon that year or coming very close and Doogs on Dawgman were saying Holt created the blueprint to beating Oregon.ntxduck said:
I was there too. UW scored to cut it to 7 midway through the 3rd q. So maybe my perspective was warped because previous kelly sark tilts were over at that stage of the game. But younger me def was nervous at that pointGladstone said:
Yeah that was 2011. I was literally on the sidelines for that game so I remember it extremely well. Sigh.creepycoug said:
The only one of those I remember was in Seattle and a night game. LaMike was larunning through Washington like a hot knife through butter, and at some random point either late in the 3rd or damn early in the fourth, Chip most obviously took his foot off the gas. I remember everyone joking on the boards that he did it because he had a man-crush on dreamy Sark. I think Sark was at that tim building up to peak Joey Kitchen Sark banging waitresses two at a tim, so you you know he had his game going. Chip was apparently taken by his charm and boyish good looks.Gladstone said:
I am slightly encouraged that you, a duck, bizarrely started to convince yourself of a falsity, and perhaps your athletic department I’m giving too much credit, but it was without question a wholly uncompetitive laugher. Complete with him literally crying on the sidelines and asking Chip not to humiliate him on the anniversary.ntxduck said:
I remember the 2011 game being somewhat close...? Definitely the closest under sark. Although Oregon won rather easily in the end, say 34-17Gladstone said:Oregon won’t hire Sarkisian, they’re the only other fan base as dialed in as UW when it comes to sloppy Steve. Five straight wholly uncompetitive laughers, including the 2011 game honoring the 20th anni of 1991 in which he famously cried and begged Chip not to run the score up too badly.
Chip called off the dogs.
Anyway, I remember thinking to myself, "run it up, because when they next have the chance they are going to do it to you irregardless."
#pointthefinger
2011 also. Oregon won fairly easily, say 34-17. That was the closest game during the streak, iirc. -
Ah you’re right. Id forgotten about that.insinceredawg said:
Closest game was the VA game in 2015thechatch said:
2007 and 2009 were at Husky Stadium.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
We? played at Autzen in 2009 and it was close at the half. I think Cal ended beating Oregon that year or coming very close and Doogs on Dawgman were saying Holt created the blueprint to beating Oregon.ntxduck said:
I was there too. UW scored to cut it to 7 midway through the 3rd q. So maybe my perspective was warped because previous kelly sark tilts were over at that stage of the game. But younger me def was nervous at that pointGladstone said:
Yeah that was 2011. I was literally on the sidelines for that game so I remember it extremely well. Sigh.creepycoug said:
The only one of those I remember was in Seattle and a night game. LaMike was larunning through Washington like a hot knife through butter, and at some random point either late in the 3rd or damn early in the fourth, Chip most obviously took his foot off the gas. I remember everyone joking on the boards that he did it because he had a man-crush on dreamy Sark. I think Sark was at that tim building up to peak Joey Kitchen Sark banging waitresses two at a tim, so you you know he had his game going. Chip was apparently taken by his charm and boyish good looks.Gladstone said:
I am slightly encouraged that you, a duck, bizarrely started to convince yourself of a falsity, and perhaps your athletic department I’m giving too much credit, but it was without question a wholly uncompetitive laugher. Complete with him literally crying on the sidelines and asking Chip not to humiliate him on the anniversary.ntxduck said:
I remember the 2011 game being somewhat close...? Definitely the closest under sark. Although Oregon won rather easily in the end, say 34-17Gladstone said:Oregon won’t hire Sarkisian, they’re the only other fan base as dialed in as UW when it comes to sloppy Steve. Five straight wholly uncompetitive laughers, including the 2011 game honoring the 20th anni of 1991 in which he famously cried and begged Chip not to run the score up too badly.
Chip called off the dogs.
Anyway, I remember thinking to myself, "run it up, because when they next have the chance they are going to do it to you irregardless."
#pointthefinger
2011 also. Oregon won fairly easily, say 34-17. That was the closest game during the streak, iirc.







