We can clinch the north this weekend

insinceredawg

We clinch with

-Win against Stanford
-Oregon loss at Cal
-WSU loss at USC

GrundleStiltzkin

Oregon likely plungers Cal,

GrundleStiltzkin

And the script calls for a rather ignominious loss to Stanford.

PostGameOrangeSlices

GrundleStiltzkin said:

And the script calls for a rather ignominious loss to Stanford.

nothing can be worse than Eason and Co last year

backthepack

GrundleStiltzkin said:

And the script calls for a rather ignominious loss to Stanford.

It’s a home stanford game tho. It’s gunna be close when it shouldn’t be and I’ll be melting down in the game thread.

LoneStarDawg

@insinceredawg only talks in hypotheticals

PurpleBaze

backthepack said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

And the script calls for a rather ignominious loss to Stanford.

It’s a home stanford game tho. It’s gunna be close when it shouldn’t be and I’ll be melting down in the game thread.

And you'll be gargling Sirm's sack.

bananasnblondes

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Oregon likely plungers Cal,

Probably, but Cal did play even with both OSU and Stanford (with Mills). They actually significantly outgained both those teams. I'd give them the same chance of beating Oregon as OSU has assuming everyone on their team stays healthy.

FireCohen

David Shaw worries me

PostGameOrangeSlices

FireCohen said:

David Shaw worries me

Im convinced UW is going to lose now. Too much good vibes on here.

Seeing Shaws smug mug roaming the sidelines will be cathartic in a way

Emoterman

I would love to see some of Jimmy-John's fabled 10-D Twister scheming, but I'm not holding my breath. Trying to out-Stanford Stanford seems like a recipe for failure, and good chance that will be the game plan again.

Tuli getting game action has me optimistic their 4th string OL won't cave our DL again. I'm going to hammer the under with the line at 45.5, don't think either team does much.

FireCohen

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

FireCohen said:

David Shaw worries me

Im convinced UW is going to lose now. Too much good vibes on here.

Seeing Shaws smug mug roaming the sidelines will be cathartic in a way

shaw owns pete, hopefully it is different with jimmy. but i got a feeling we will be disappointed this weekend

RatherBeBrewing

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

FireCohen said:

David Shaw worries me

Im convinced UW is going to lose now. Too much good vibes on here.

Seeing Shaws smug mug roaming the sidelines will be cathartic in a way

http://www.facesofshaw.com/

backthepack

PurpleBaze said:

backthepack said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

And the script calls for a rather ignominious loss to Stanford.

It’s a home stanford game tho. It’s gunna be close when it shouldn’t be and I’ll be melting down in the game thread.

And you'll be gargling Sirm's sack.

Let Morris cook?

backthepack

Emoterman said:

I would love to see some of Jimmy-John's fabled 10-D Twister scheming, but I'm not holding my breath. Trying to out-Stanford Stanford seems like a recipe for failure, and good chance that will be the game plan again.

Tuli getting game action has me optimistic their 4th string OL won't cave our DL again. I'm going to hammer the under with the line at 45.5, don't think either team does much.

They have the worst rush defense in the conference.

Emoterman

backthepack said:

Emoterman said:

I would love to see some of Jimmy-John's fabled 10-D Twister scheming, but I'm not holding my breath. Trying to out-Stanford Stanford seems like a recipe for failure, and good chance that will be the game plan again.

Tuli getting game action has me optimistic their 4th string OL won't cave our DL again. I'm going to hammer the under with the line at 45.5, don't think either team does much.

They have the worst rush defense in the conference.

Thanks @ShowerSodomyDawg for edifying me!

Neighbor2972

I had forgotten what actually happened in the Stanford game last year,

lmao wtf is this ???

DawgDaze71

@Neighbor2972 giving me PTSD. That was such a disgusting game. Eason was like "I don't want to throw to anyone not named Fuller"

backthepack

Neighbor2972 said:

I had forgotten what actually happened in the Stanford game last year,

lmao wtf is this ???

I am sick 🤮🤮🤮

GreenRiverGatorz

Neighbor2972 said:

I had forgotten what actually happened in the Stanford game last year,

lmao wtf is this ???

Every single player was hungover or poisoned, and Stanford's reserve OL beat the shit out of us. Game made no fucking sense.

theknowledge

It's all about the run fits. The two lines should nullify each other. Can Eddy and Sirmon, Cook and Molden, plug the correct gaps? If the LB's choose wrong their offense will grind UW up and spit them out in 4-7 yard chunks.