What kinda Christmas tree guy are you?

YellowSnow

YellowSnow

Tromp into the deep woods Clark Griswold style

The whole family wanted to go this year which ruled out going for the perfect fir or spruce. Too much snow already at the higher elevations awhere they grow and we only have one pair of snow shoes.

We opted to stay low and 4x4'd just a smidge into the ponderosa piney woods. I learned that finding nice pine Xmas tree is difficult - they tend to be mostly Charlie Brown looking. Alas, Mrs Snow spotted a magnificent 12 ft slender and perfectly shaped Juniper.

Had to lop about 4 feet of the sucker to get it to fit. Now my house smells like 10 gallons of Bombay Sapphire.

dnc

Tree lot or tree farm

https://twitter.com/dawg206/status/1332767039895732225?s=20

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Fishpo31

Fake tree

Recently converted from Griswold, still in the running for a Combi, since the wife had determined that our house is now big enough "for two or more"...we have friends that have eight trees, indoors, every year ...FML

Doog_de_Jour

No tree - aka "War on Christmas"

YellowSnow said:

The whole family wanted to go this year which ruled out going for the perfect fir or spruce. Too much snow already at the higher elevations awhere they grow and we only have one pair of snow shoes.

We opted to stayed low and 4x4'd just a smidge into the ponderosa piney woods. I learned that finding nice pine Xmas tree is difficult - they tend to be mostly Charlie Brown looking. Alas, Mrs Snow spotted a magnificent 12 ft slender and perfectly shaped Juniper.

Had to lop about 4 feet of the sucker to get it to fit. Now my house smells like 10 gallons of Bombay Sapphire.

That’s how I describe Mrs. Snow to people.

PurpleThrobber

The Joobs use menorahs, you heartless Gentile.

biak1

Tree lot or tree farm

Real tree, always fir until the lord takes my ability to cut it down with my own hands.

YellowSnow

Tromp into the deep woods Clark Griswold style

dnc said:

https://twitter.com/dawg206/status/1332767039895732225?s=20

I just don’t think I could ever for fake tree. Gotta have that smell.

1to392831weretaken

Fake tree

Was full war on Christmas until the kids came along, then it was tree farm trees. Then tree farm trees started costing $90, at which point my butthole clenched nearly to the point of going supernova and I put the foot down. Not to mention EVERY year the trip to pick up the tree would turn into a fucking disaster when the kids fought over which tree to pick and then pouted like bitches the rest of the day for not getting their way.

It's like my great grandma used to say: act like a bitch, get a fake tree like a bitch.

Or something like that.

My wife stopped asking me to hang up lights on the house years ago after hearing enough times that I'm not going to waste a day on a ladder just for the privilege of wasting money on electricity for a month. I have better ways to waste time and money, e.g. the stuff that goes under the tree. If she wants lights, she can put 'em up.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Fake tree

As a kid it was my job to clean the fucking needles. As an adult I said fuck that and bought a fake tree. I always know what it’ll look like in our house, I already own it and know where it is.

Mrs Nacho was borderline war on Christmas this year but has changed her mind to the point she’s ready to buy a new fake tree that chincludes lights so there’s one less thing to fuck with.

If you’re surprised that a fat fuck like me is this lazy, I’m surprised.