Sark: "It was an unbelievable five-year run."

TTJ

You can't make this shit up.

TierbsHsotBoobs

TTJ said:

You can't make this shit up.

SI.com: Scholarship math is something you've always had to deal with as a head coach and an assistant. But I'd imagine it's taken up to another level now. My estimation is that you won't have 85 scholarships until 2017.


He's fucked.

TTJ

Yeah, that whole statement assumes he'll last til 2017 in the first place.

TierbsHsotBoobs

TTJ said:

Yeah, that whole statement assumes he'll last til 2017 in the first place.

Exactly. He only makes it that long if Haden stays as AD that long.

PurpleJ

"This just feels like an awesome opportunity. It's an awesome opportunity for Trojan football."

HoustonHusky

This should be turned into a picture thread...'things more believable than Sark's 5 year unbelievable run'

tracker

". . .found an identity as a college coach at Washington."

LOL!!!!, ha, ha, ha, ROFLMAO!!!!! . . .no really, stop,
you're killing me. . .too fucking funny!!!! OMG, I can't breathe!!!

Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20140116/talking-with-new-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian/#ixzz2qd2BxZJB

RaccoonHarry

I would call it a very believable 5 year run. That's what Sark meant too, he just misspoke...

[Deleted User]

The only good thing about Sark's "unbelievable" five year run was when he decided to LEAVE!

I do like how he's mentioning they won't have a full 85 until 2017 already setting up excuses. I can't wait until 2016 until he starts crying about sanctions.

Remember he didn't start whining about 0-12 until year three.

greenblood

His consistency was pretty unbelieveable

BayDawg

Seriously, to be that undisciplined and to lead the country in penalties multiple times is pretty "unbelievable" if you think about.

But really, the thing about his departure that was actually unbelievable was it was his decision to leave, not ours. Fucking Pat HadenFS...