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Scarves Up, 12s!!!!!
bananasnblondes
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Tomorrow's the big day, 12s!! (that's what they're calling themselves now). Here's a quick guide of what you need to do in preparation for the most important day of your life.
1) Go to one of the many 12th man rallies being held tonight. It will be an awesome opportunity for you to wear one of your 35 Russell Wilson jerseys and your blue and green mardi gras beads. You'll get to experience the thrill of standing around with a bunch of other people and shout out things like "We are....12th man" and "Sea-Hawks, Sea-hawks"
2) Hit up your facebook, connect with your fellow 12s (seriously, that's what they started calling themselves), laugh at some 49er internet memes (#loljimharbaughsucks), and most importantly, make a post that certifies you as the greatest seahawks fan in like forever (#hawks4life)
3) Pick out your favorite Russell Wilson jersey and blue and green mardi gras beads and go to Safeway to buy some Cinnful Hard Apple Ciders and Blue Moons. Make sure that while you are in line, you try to lead the store in a "We are...12th man" chant. If no one else joins in, just take solace in the fact that they are not as big of a 12th man as you.
During the game
1) Remember to dress in your favorite Russell Wilson jersey and blue and green mardi gras beads. Watch the first 5 minutes of the game intently before realizing that football is like boring and you don;t understand all these plays and why don't they throw the ball every time?
2)Proceed to the kitchen and sit and talk with your fellow 12s from the office about that bitch Betty and her ugly husband. Make sure you make it back in before the 4th quarter is over so you can have a dramatic celebration in the event of a Hawks win.
3)In the event of a win, immediately go on facebook and proclaim what a great day it is to be a true blue fan and give props to the 12th man. Also, look at some 49er internet memes (#lolwhocaresifyouhave5superbowlsthatwaslike20yearsagolol)
4)In the event of a loss, cry uncontrollably because you can no longer attach your miserable life to a winning football team. Go on facebook, tell everyone how much you have been crying and say something like :Fuck you 49ers, you ain't shit, you gonna lose tomorrow too). Ten minutes later, realize that you don't give a shit about football because sports are boring, go back to the kitchen with your fellow 12s from accounts receivable and resume talking about that bitch Betty.
Good luck, 12s. Scarves Up!
Fuck you, Fuck me, Fuck this fanbase
1) Go to one of the many 12th man rallies being held tonight. It will be an awesome opportunity for you to wear one of your 35 Russell Wilson jerseys and your blue and green mardi gras beads. You'll get to experience the thrill of standing around with a bunch of other people and shout out things like "We are....12th man" and "Sea-Hawks, Sea-hawks"
2) Hit up your facebook, connect with your fellow 12s (seriously, that's what they started calling themselves), laugh at some 49er internet memes (#loljimharbaughsucks), and most importantly, make a post that certifies you as the greatest seahawks fan in like forever (#hawks4life)
3) Pick out your favorite Russell Wilson jersey and blue and green mardi gras beads and go to Safeway to buy some Cinnful Hard Apple Ciders and Blue Moons. Make sure that while you are in line, you try to lead the store in a "We are...12th man" chant. If no one else joins in, just take solace in the fact that they are not as big of a 12th man as you.
During the game
1) Remember to dress in your favorite Russell Wilson jersey and blue and green mardi gras beads. Watch the first 5 minutes of the game intently before realizing that football is like boring and you don;t understand all these plays and why don't they throw the ball every time?
2)Proceed to the kitchen and sit and talk with your fellow 12s from the office about that bitch Betty and her ugly husband. Make sure you make it back in before the 4th quarter is over so you can have a dramatic celebration in the event of a Hawks win.
3)In the event of a win, immediately go on facebook and proclaim what a great day it is to be a true blue fan and give props to the 12th man. Also, look at some 49er internet memes (#lolwhocaresifyouhave5superbowlsthatwaslike20yearsagolol)
4)In the event of a loss, cry uncontrollably because you can no longer attach your miserable life to a winning football team. Go on facebook, tell everyone how much you have been crying and say something like :Fuck you 49ers, you ain't shit, you gonna lose tomorrow too). Ten minutes later, realize that you don't give a shit about football because sports are boring, go back to the kitchen with your fellow 12s from accounts receivable and resume talking about that bitch Betty.
Good luck, 12s. Scarves Up!
Fuck you, Fuck me, Fuck this fanbase
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king5.com/news/local/Fan-changes-his-name-to-Seahawk-239698431.html
All things considered it's Paul Allen's team.
Go C-Hawks
http://seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=84801
Which crew is she rolling with? Hilltop? Holly Park? Kerby Blocc?
I don't like them and want them to lose every game, but the 12's take it to an extreme