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Official Gameday Gardening thread

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  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Our two dwags have turned the entire back yard into a fucking war zone this year. I plant things, they fuck them up. So I mailed it in this year with just a few pots for beans, peppers, and herbs.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072

    Fuck all that landscaping/gardening crap.

    When Antifa rolls up, I want my place looking as shitty as possible so they head next door and loot/pillage the immaculate well-maintained place.

    THORNS and Barrier Landscaping:

    (separate bored? new thread?)
  • dannarcdannarc Member Posts: 2,418
    dflea said:

    So I mailed it in this year with just a few pots for beans, peppers, and herbs.

    You're not the only Doog to mail it in when tims get tough...

    Did you need a ladder to harvest the beans?

  • dannarcdannarc Member Posts: 2,418

    dannarc said:

    One word......Rhubarb

    Make rhubarb crisp then pop off, it's the most underutilized landscape shrub/garden/below the deck plant . It can be planted damn near anywhere and you can give away plenty to neighbors. Dice it up and freeze for later use....

    Only problem is I hate rhubarb.
    Seriously!? Wow......just wow.....

  • dannarcdannarc Member Posts: 2,418

    I seriously thought this thread would be about bushwacking pubes before a big Grindr date.

    Manscaping is important!
    What height should i set my mower?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,237 Standard Supporter
    dannarc said:

    I seriously thought this thread would be about bushwacking pubes before a big Grindr date.

    Manscaping is important!
    What height should i set my mower?


    Depends on the pin placement
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,032 Standard Supporter

    dannarc said:

    I seriously thought this thread would be about bushwacking pubes before a big Grindr date.

    Manscaping is important!
    What height should i set my mower?


    Depends on the pin placement

  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,828 Swaye's Wigwam
    My modest amount of space here in Socal is growing 12 different hot pepper varieties, two cherry tomato varieties, a dwarf peach tree, two palo verdes, shitloads of basil, lettuce, and herb varieties, and also...weed for Mrs. Bot.
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,828 Swaye's Wigwam
    Most of it is all done with some permaculture bullshit elements. I've got compost and worm towers etc. Will be installing a rain water system this fall as well.
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,032 Standard Supporter

    My modest amount of space here in Socal is growing 12 different hot pepper varieties, two cherry tomato varieties, a dwarf peach tree, two palo verdes, shitloads of basil, lettuce, and herb varieties, and also...weed for Mrs. Bot.

    Pics?
  • LebamDawgLebamDawg Member Posts: 8,716 Standard Supporter
    Advice for larger yards
    Mower setting:
    When one has goats it is best to mow the fields when the goats stop browsing and start trying to go over and thru fence to the stuff growing on the other side. I set my brush hog at 6-10 inches. Then hope things will grow back.
    Fencing:
    Best to use two hot wire lines, one at the top but careful not to go above height* of the fence. The second line should be set at average shoulder height of the goats. They have a tendency to rub against the fence.
    Gates:
    Have enough gates to block the goats from having access to areas where the hot wire was not properly installed and the goats ruined the fencing. I have 4 areas that I can confine the goats. Make sure you always pin/lock gates, goats can easily open simple latched gates. and get into the tack room. and rearrange everything. and eat everything. damn goats.




    *birds will land on the electric fence wire, causing the wire to lower and shorting out, which in turn will send the into a very uncomfortable place. Sometimes into the air, sometimes into the ground, sometimes just off the fence back up in the air. Depends on size of bird.
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,067 Swaye's Wigwam
    dflea said:

    Our two dwags have turned the entire back yard into a fucking war zone this year. I plant things, they fuck them up. So I mailed it in this year with just a few pots for beans, peppers, and herbs.

    I hate my dogs when I'm in the fenced part of the yard. It used to be so nice. Now it's full of partially healed holes, chewed up sticks, and a wide path of bare dirt around the whole perimeter just from them running around being dicks.
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    chuck said:

    dflea said:

    Our two dwags have turned the entire back yard into a fucking war zone this year. I plant things, they fuck them up. So I mailed it in this year with just a few pots for beans, peppers, and herbs.

    I hate my dogs when I'm in the fenced part of the yard. It used to be so nice. Now it's full of partially healed holes, chewed up sticks, and a wide path of bare dirt around the whole perimeter just from them running around being dicks.
    I'm hoping these two retards grow out of it, but I'm beginning to think it's going to be a long-term issue. They're either running around at 400 mph and throwing up clouds of dust, or digging holes that fill up with rain and then coming to the door covered in mud. And my pile of firewood on the back patio is now missing.

    I'm not sure what the fuck I was thinking.

    What I'm mad about was the pumpkins. I had some good vines going, and those two knotheads destroyed them all. It's going to bug me all over again when I start jonesing for pumpkin seeds.



  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,067 Swaye's Wigwam
    dflea said:

    chuck said:

    dflea said:

    Our two dwags have turned the entire back yard into a fucking war zone this year. I plant things, they fuck them up. So I mailed it in this year with just a few pots for beans, peppers, and herbs.

    I hate my dogs when I'm in the fenced part of the yard. It used to be so nice. Now it's full of partially healed holes, chewed up sticks, and a wide path of bare dirt around the whole perimeter just from them running around being dicks.
    I'm hoping these two retards grow out of it, but I'm beginning to think it's going to be a long-term issue. They're either running around at 400 mph and throwing up clouds of dust, or digging holes that fill up with rain and then coming to the door covered in mud. And my pile of firewood on the back patio is now missing.

    I'm not sure what the fuck I was thinking.

    What I'm mad about was the pumpkins. I had some good vines going, and those two knotheads destroyed them all. It's going to bug me all over again when I start jonesing for pumpkin seeds.



    Yep just gotta love the dogs. We have two ~90 lb, m
    dflea said:

    chuck said:

    dflea said:

    Our two dwags have turned the entire back yard into a fucking war zone this year. I plant things, they fuck them up. So I mailed it in this year with just a few pots for beans, peppers, and herbs.

    I hate my dogs when I'm in the fenced part of the yard. It used to be so nice. Now it's full of partially healed holes, chewed up sticks, and a wide path of bare dirt around the whole perimeter just from them running around being dicks.
    I'm hoping these two retards grow out of it, but I'm beginning to think it's going to be a long-term issue. They're either running around at 400 mph and throwing up clouds of dust, or digging holes that fill up with rain and then coming to the door covered in mud. And my pile of firewood on the back patio is now missing.

    I'm not sure what the fuck I was thinking.

    What I'm mad about was the pumpkins. I had some good vines going, and those two knotheads destroyed them all. It's going to bug me all over again when I start jonesing for pumpkin seeds.



    I used to have a German shepherd that would steal my firewood and made a stash in the woods. I didn't have the heart to take it back as she had some weird attachment issues with it. Crazy dog.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

    Super gay show on the super gay network so naturally a favorite


    I watch more Bravo than I would like to admit. This show was on after Million Dollar Listing LA last week. I quit after a few min. Maybe I’ll give it another try soon.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,563 Founders Club
    Okay here's a question. Every summer on my balcony I have 2-4 flowering plants. The other day I was sitting out there and realized I hadn't seen a single bee all year long. In the past there have always been bees buzzing around the balcony. I wonder how serious the bee depopulation is becoming? I read an article earlier this year that they were making a comeback.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,237 Standard Supporter

    Super gay show on the super gay network so naturally a favorite


    I watch more Bravo than I would like to admit. This show was on after Million Dollar Listing LA last week. I quit after a few min. Maybe I’ll give it another try soon.


    Tracy Tutor has some nice soft porn work from the 90's out there on the interwebs.

  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,631 Swaye's Wigwam

    Okay here's a question. Every summer on my balcony I have 2-4 flowering plants. The other day I was sitting out there and realized I hadn't seen a single bee all year long. In the past there have always been bees buzzing around the balcony. I wonder how serious the bee depopulation is becoming? I read an article earlier this year that they were making a comeback.

    The one that stung my foot Friday was doing just fine.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,012 Founders Club

    Super gay show on the super gay network so naturally a favorite


    I watch more Bravo than I would like to admit. This show was on after Million Dollar Listing LA last week. I quit after a few min. Maybe I’ll give it another try soon.
    Short shorts on the chick

    She is one of those sneaky hot ones

    Or if you prefer plenty of beefcake too
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