PM to Purple Baze

DerekJohnson

Baze you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Madison) in 2004. your parents moved west for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to HH.
. Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent

PurpleBaze

PurpleBaze

One of the all-tim best / most creative poasts by PLSS.

How he weaved that story about me is truly amazing.

Doog_de_Jour

I still maintain that “Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live!” should be the slogan on our athletic department’s new advertising campaign.

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze said:

One of the all-tim best / most creative poasts by PLSS.

How he weaved that story about me is truly amazing.

and the amazing thing is that every single fact was wrong.

Doog_de_Jour

I don’t remember if I mentioned it on the podcast we did together but my father, who was born and raised in Wisconsin, actually pulled a Derek and picked the Huskies to be his college team since the Badgers sucked so much at the time.

So in a way, Pup’s Baze story is actually the Dad_de_Jour story.



Except there was no Google at the time.

PurpleBaze

Doog_de_Jour said:

I don’t remember if I mentioned it on the podcast we did together but my father, who was born and raised in Wisconsin, actually pulled a Derek and picked the Huskies to be his college team since the Badgers sucked so much at the time.

So in a way, Pup’s Baze story is actually the Dad_de_Jour story.



Except there was no Google at the time.

Who's your daddy? 😉

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleBaze said:

One of the all-tim best / most creative poasts by PLSS.

How he weaved that story about me is truly amazing.

and the amazing thing is that every single fact was wrong.

Of course it was.

Pup was ALWAYS wrong about EVERYTHING!

Pitchfork51

PurpleBaze said:

One of the all-tim best / most creative poasts by PLSS.

How he weaved that story about me is truly amazing.

My favorite part about pup is him shoehorning "baze, J" into completely unrelated rants

TommySQC

DerekJohnson said:

Baze you lying fuck. Remember you graduated UW (Madison) in 2004. your parents moved west for greener *pastuures, you followed to suck off mommy's teet...still are. You got into *reaal UW football and googled your ass to HH.
. Pup was already reporting on UW football while you were shitting your diapers in a mountainless, cultureless mess of a midwest state. Google yourself a girlfriend, take the teeth off your moms sore nipple, and watch a fucking husky game live...you'll understand the history just from the crowd. You cant google your way into husky history...you were either here to witness it or you were'nt. Its clear you werent

Pics of Mom's teet?