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Wife Is Getting Half Of My Pension In A Divorce!

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  • SwayeSwaye Posts: 34,197
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    Swaye said:

    I almost married a Mormon.

    Yep.

    Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.
    And they do things differently
    Armpit is different different.
    greenbloodPitchfork51EsophagealFeces
  • FireCohenFireCohen Posts: 16,413
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    Swaye said:

    I almost married a Mormon.

    Yep.

    Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.
    And they do things differently
    Like get pregnant
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Posts: 4,523
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    89ute said:

    One of mine is an ex-Mormon. At a young age she stopped being active due to the hypocrisy and misogyny. Misogyny, fuck, I'm not one of those Misogyny Bros but for rill. Women can't hold the priesthood for starters, it's all downhill from there. She believes in the tenets but the social aspects are very fucked up, plus she uses language that would set your ears on fire while at the same time talk you under the table on any subject you can think of.

    I just take out the garbage and do the yardwork.

    I love her. I really hope we all get to go to a game together at Rice–Eccles Stadium when this whole COVID nonsense is over.
    DerekJohnson
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 19,321
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    Swaye said:

    I almost married a Mormon.

    Yep.

    Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.
    They are probably the best looking group of people in the US.
    Both sisters were super hot. Cousins...hot.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Posts: 16,242
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    Socially acceptable cult. That’s all it is.

    My test for cult is simple: it has a skrong “in or out” rule, and there’s no middle. All Jack Mormons are non-believes to the believers.
    Pitchfork51HoustonHuskyFireCohen
  • creepycougcreepycoug Posts: 16,242
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    PS: not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m in a few cults myself.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 19,321
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    Socially acceptable cult. That’s all it is.

    My test for cult is simple: it has a skrong “in or out” rule, and there’s no middle. All Jack Mormons are non-believes to the believers.

    Eh now the mormons in az are pretty lax. The ones I knew are usually 50 50 with the kids.

    They tend to be pretty decent people because they keep the fam together, encourage the kids to play sports and the girls to be hot, and look out for each other
    DerekJohnsonHoustonHuskyEsophagealFecesPurpleThrobber
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Posts: 30,970
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    Socially acceptable cult. That’s all it is.

    My test for cult is simple: it has a skrong “in or out” rule, and there’s no middle. All Jack Mormons are non-believes to the believers.

    Eh now the mormons in az are pretty lax. The ones I knew are usually 50 50 with the kids.

    They tend to be pretty decent people because they keep the fam together, encourage the kids to play sports and the girls to be hot, and look out for each other
    by and large, they are great people. very decent
    HoustonHuskyPitchfork51
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Posts: 19,321
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    The most pathetic thing in the world is the boomer wife jokes.

    "Happy wife happy life amirite?!!"

    Now that I've got friends saying it I want to die.
    Like yeah bro, you can crash at my place for a bit when she divorces you.
  • El_KEl_K Posts: 419
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    Mormon's also encourage "soaking" to preserve their virginity
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Posts: 22,732
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    edited August 24
    El_K said:

    Mormon's also encourage "soaking" to preserve their virginity

    https://pagesix.com/video/soaking-in-the-mormon-church-get-shorty-on-epix-went-there/

    Featured prominently in an episode of Get Shorty

  • doogiedoogie Posts: 8,770
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    The most pathetic thing in the world is the boomer wife jokes.

    "Happy wife happy life amirite?!!"

    Now that I've got friends saying it I want to die.
    Like yeah bro, you can crash at my place for a bit when she divorces you.

    The problem comes in that one moment when you finally realize there is absolutely nothing you can do to make her happy
    NoWarningJustDawgPitchfork51Doog_de_Jour
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