Wife Is Getting Half Of My Pension In A Divorce!
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I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that. -
Exemption: Unless you can score v2.0 with a defined benefit pension.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Ka Ching!
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True. If v.2 makes you wealthier, then boom! Do it. It's usually the other way around, but I would definitely marry up.PurpleThrobber said:
Exemption: Unless you can score v2.0 with a defined benefit pension.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Ka Ching!
Problem is, we? (men) are externally focused beings, even when we get old. I could never be involved with an ugly woman. So you have to score on both counts or it's a no go. Hitting both variables in the same person has to be less-than-10% odds. -
I thought it was funny how Dave indirectly told this guy he has jack crap in the bank for retirement.
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The Throbber is a 1%'er.creepycoug said:
True. If v.2 makes you wealthier, then boom! Do it. It's usually the other way around, but I would definitely marry up.PurpleThrobber said:
Exemption: Unless you can score v2.0 with a defined benefit pension.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Ka Ching!
Problem is, we? (men) are externally focused beings, even when we get old. I could never be involved with an ugly woman. So you have to score on both counts or it's a no go. Hitting both variables in the same person has to be less-than-10% odds.
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If you just glance at the headline it says my wife is getting half of my penis in the divorce
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For all intents and purposes, it would be a more accurate headline.RaceBannon said:If you just glance at the headline it says my wife is getting half of my penis in the divorce
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and end up like @Swaye?creepycoug said:
True. If v.2 makes you wealthier, then boom! Do it. It's usually the other way around, but I would definitely marry up.PurpleThrobber said:
Exemption: Unless you can score v2.0 with a defined benefit pension.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Ka Ching!
Problem is, we? (men) are externally focused beings, even when we get old. I could never be involved with an ugly woman. So you have to score on both counts or it's a no go. Hitting both variables in the same person has to be less-than-10% odds. -
I'm wicked smaht!doogie said:
and end up like @Swaye?creepycoug said:
True. If v.2 makes you wealthier, then boom! Do it. It's usually the other way around, but I would definitely marry up.PurpleThrobber said:
Exemption: Unless you can score v2.0 with a defined benefit pension.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Ka Ching!
Problem is, we? (men) are externally focused beings, even when we get old. I could never be involved with an ugly woman. So you have to score on both counts or it's a no go. Hitting both variables in the same person has to be less-than-10% odds. -
Swaye said:
I'm wicked smaht!doogie said:
and end up like @Swaye?creepycoug said:
True. If v.2 makes you wealthier, then boom! Do it. It's usually the other way around, but I would definitely marry up.PurpleThrobber said:
Exemption: Unless you can score v2.0 with a defined benefit pension.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Ka Ching!
Problem is, we? (men) are externally focused beings, even when we get old. I could never be involved with an ugly woman. So you have to score on both counts or it's a no go. Hitting both variables in the same person has to be less-than-10% odds.
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My parents actually gave me the same advice @creepycoug. Marrying purely for love has been a relatively recent development in human history, but people should always remember that first and foremost it is a *business* arrangement.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Still, you’ll have to forgive me if I call bullshit on the “don’t get remarried” advice. Several members of this very bored have divorced, remarried, and seem to be very happy. Do what makes the most sense for you and your significant other. If you learned your lessons from the first go around, don’t let fear and past failures dictate what you do. -
I should qualify that advice. It depends on your age and how much you have to lose. If you had a bad one the first go-round and you're still relatively young, sure, why not.Doog_de_Jour said:
My parents actually gave me the same advice @creepycoug. Marrying purely for love has been a relatively recent development in human history, but people should always remember that first and foremost it is a *business* arrangement.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Still, you’ll have to forgive me if I call bullshit on the “don’t get remarried” advice. Several members of this very bored have divorced, remarried, and seem to be very happy. Do what makes the most sense for you and your significant other. If you learned your lessons from the first go around, don’t let fear and past failures dictate what you do.
But in your late 40s/50s/60s? Fuck outta here. It's dumb unless you stand to benefit financially; not the other way around.
My point is this: it is as serious (and risky) a legal relationship as any you're likely to ever engage in your life, and it's built and designed for child rearing. Outside of raising a family, you will have to talk me into the rationale for getting married again, particularly if you've hit that age bracket I mentioned. Why? What purpose? What is gained? What is lost for not doing it other than flexibility? You can have all the marriage goodies, including health directives and shit, without creating a legal relationship that is relatively painful to unwind.
People give more critical thought to buying a car than they do marriage. I see it all the tim. Never again. Not likely to be an issue for me, but if it is, never, ever, ever, ever again. -
Absolutely. It depends on not only your age, but your financial situation, if you have kids, etc. Like 4 year university programs, marriage is not for everyone.creepycoug said:
I should qualify that advice. It depends on your age and how much you have to lose. If you had a bad one the first go-round and you're still relatively young, sure, why not.Doog_de_Jour said:
My parents actually gave me the same advice @creepycoug. Marrying purely for love has been a relatively recent development in human history, but people should always remember that first and foremost it is a *business* arrangement.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
Still, you’ll have to forgive me if I call bullshit on the “don’t get remarried” advice. Several members of this very bored have divorced, remarried, and seem to be very happy. Do what makes the most sense for you and your significant other. If you learned your lessons from the first go around, don’t let fear and past failures dictate what you do.
But in your late 40s/50s/60s? Fuck outta here. It's dumb unless you stand to benefit financially; not the other way around.
My point is this: it is as serious (and risky) a legal relationship as any you're likely to ever engage in your life, and it's built and designed for child rearing. Outside of raising a family, you will have to talk me into the rationale for getting married again, particularly if you've hit that age bracket I mentioned. Why? What purpose? What is gained? What is lost for not doing it other than flexibility? You can have all the marriage goodies, including health directives and shit, without creating a legal relationship that is relatively painful to unwind.
People give more critical thought to buying a car than they do marriage. I see it all the tim. Never again. Not likely to be an issue for me, but if it is, never, ever, ever, ever again.
I’m not going to get into debating the pros/cons of the institution...I spent a good portion of my dating career doing that with many of my ex boyfriends 😄, I just wanted to give my PSA that marriage can be a viable relationship option, even if some money grubbing gold digging harpie cleaned you out on your first go. -
I almost married a Mormon.
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Even a live-in girlfriend can take half your shit. Look at California as the prime example, but even in most states, they might not be entitled to spousal support, but they still are able to take a nice chunk of your stuff. Just pay for it. The $1k plus to get a high quality hooker every couple weeks, is a discount over a long legal battle. Plus the hooker is good at her job, and you can have variety.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that. -
Do I have your permission to use this in my brothel’s next marketing campaign?greenblood said:
Even a live-in girlfriend can take half your shit. Look at California as the prime example, but even in most states, they might not be entitled to spousal support, but they still are able to take a nice chunk of your stuff. Just pay for it. The $1k plus to get a high quality hooker every couple weeks, is a discount over a long legal battle. Plus the hooker is good at her job, and you can have variety.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that. -
@89ute, true???!Pitchfork51 said:I almost married a Mormon.
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Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.Pitchfork51 said:I almost married a Mormon.
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Funny...when I first started working the older guy I was working with gave me the same advice. Except he phrased it as a monthly trip to Vegas with a few rounds with a pro.greenblood said:
Even a live-in girlfriend can take half your shit. Look at California as the prime example, but even in most states, they might not be entitled to spousal support, but they still are able to take a nice chunk of your stuff. Just pay for it. The $1k plus to get a high quality hooker every couple weeks, is a discount over a long legal battle. Plus the hooker is good at her job, and you can have variety.creepycoug said:I've told my kids that if they learn nothing else from my vast reservoir of wisdom, they should take away three immutable truths: (1) get an education; (2) expect nothing from other people; and (3) be very, very, very careful who you marry. #3 may be the most important. Nothing can sidetrack you like a bad marriage.
I've lost count of friends who had to divide it all up by 2 and start over in their 50s. What a shit show. That doesn't include the years of mental torture and accompanying lack of life progress that comes with it.
And, yet, men are the worst. This is where leading with our cocks really gets us. Of those buddies who've done the divided by 2 dance, 90% remarry. WTF? Just have a girlfriend. She can live with you, live off of you, you pay all expenses and everybody has a good time. Why the need to fuck that up with marriage.
Marriage is good for one thing, and one thing only: child rearing. When that's in your rear-view mirror, don't fucking do it.
I would never, under any circumstances, remarry. Not ever. I am dead sure of that.
He had lost a boatload to his ex-wife... -
And they do things differentlySwaye said:
Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.Pitchfork51 said:I almost married a Mormon.
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Armpit is different different.greenblood said:
And they do things differentlySwaye said:
Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.Pitchfork51 said:I almost married a Mormon.
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One of mine is an ex-Mormon. At a young age she stopped being active due to the hypocrisy and misogyny. Misogyny, fuck, I'm not one of those Misogyny Bros but for rill. Women can't hold the priesthood for starters, it's all downhill from there. She believes in the tenets but the social aspects are very fucked up, plus she uses language that would set your ears on fire while at the same time talk you under the table on any subject you can think of.
I just take out the garbage and do the yardwork.Doog_de_Jour said: -
Like get pregnantgreenblood said:
And they do things differentlySwaye said:
Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.Pitchfork51 said:I almost married a Mormon.
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I love her. I really hope we all get to go to a game together at Rice–Eccles Stadium when this whole COVID nonsense is over.89ute said:One of mine is an ex-Mormon. At a young age she stopped being active due to the hypocrisy and misogyny. Misogyny, fuck, I'm not one of those Misogyny Bros but for rill. Women can't hold the priesthood for starters, it's all downhill from there. She believes in the tenets but the social aspects are very fucked up, plus she uses language that would set your ears on fire while at the same time talk you under the table on any subject you can think of.
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They are probably the best looking group of people in the US.Swaye said:
Fun fact. Young mormon girls are oftentimes hot as fuck.Pitchfork51 said:I almost married a Mormon.
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Socially acceptable cult. That’s all it is.
My test for cult is simple: it has a skrong “in or out” rule, and there’s no middle. All Jack Mormons are non-believes to the believers. -
PS: not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m in a few cults myself.
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Eh now the mormons in az are pretty lax. The ones I knew are usually 50 50 with the kids.creepycoug said:Socially acceptable cult. That’s all it is.
My test for cult is simple: it has a skrong “in or out” rule, and there’s no middle. All Jack Mormons are non-believes to the believers.
They tend to be pretty decent people because they keep the fam together, encourage the kids to play sports and the girls to be hot, and look out for each other -
by and large, they are great people. very decentPitchfork51 said:
Eh now the mormons in az are pretty lax. The ones I knew are usually 50 50 with the kids.creepycoug said:Socially acceptable cult. That’s all it is.
My test for cult is simple: it has a skrong “in or out” rule, and there’s no middle. All Jack Mormons are non-believes to the believers.
They tend to be pretty decent people because they keep the fam together, encourage the kids to play sports and the girls to be hot, and look out for each other -
The most pathetic thing in the world is the boomer wife jokes.
"Happy wife happy life amirite?!!"
Now that I've got friends saying it I want to die.
Like yeah bro, you can crash at my place for a bit when she divorces you.
