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WTF with coach boner and the skeletons?

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    RatherBeBrewingRatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
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    You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



    My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

    Pics or gtfo
    I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.


    I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.

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    1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,317
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    Fancy boat and fancy coffee, and you're a pussy who's not putting enough time in at the office.
    Shitty yard and shitty shrubbery, and you're a guy who's putting in too much time at the office and not enough time tending your yard.

    It's like you're damned if you do/damned if you don't up in this joint!
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    Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,910
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    Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

    ATBS, it's stupid AF.

    Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.
    There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.
    I didn't realize you lived that close to me.
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    dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,971
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    You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



    My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

    Pics or gtfo
    I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.


    I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.

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    You dirty cunt. I see what you did there. My disappointment is high because no pic of a slutty neighbwhore and then the horribly taken care of yard.
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    DawgFaderDawgFader Member Posts: 1,414
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    Skeleton Twitter is super fucking lame.
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    bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,914
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    You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



    My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

    Pics or gtfo
    I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.


    I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.

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    Why are you outside my house?
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    EmotermanEmoterman Member Posts: 3,333
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    Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

    ATBS, it's stupid AF.

    Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.
    There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.
    Well that's how they roll in Granite Falls

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    EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,491
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    You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



    My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

    Was it your kid?!?!?
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,066
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    Bonerpoper is just bizarre.
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    Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,095
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    You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



    My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

    Pics or gtfo
    I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.


    I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.

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    Why are you outside my house?
    That's something I'm super excited about... this picture is probably going to get out and wreck a marriage (maybe deservedly)!
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    justthrowitinthebagjustthrowitinthebag Member Posts: 150
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    I hope KB takes this as a sign no one likes him and he quits.
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    BreadBread Member Posts: 3,979
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    I'm disappointed in all you. Skeleton lore enthusiasts, like me, know they are in the neighbor's front yard.
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    Edwin_BambinoEdwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,943
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    Bread said:

    I'm disappointed in all you. Skeleton lore enthusiasts, like me, know they are in the neighbor's front yard.

    Yea I kind of figured it’s just one of his neighbors and he takes photos of it because he finds it funny - don’t think there is a whole lot more to read into than that
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Bread said:

    I'm disappointed in all you. Skeleton lore enthusiasts, like me, know they are in the neighbor's front yard.

    Skeleton lore superiority guy
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    EmotermanEmoterman Member Posts: 3,333
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    Bread said:

    I'm disappointed in all you. Skeleton lore enthusiasts, like me, know they are in the neighbor's front yard.

    Yea I kind of figured it’s just one of his neighbors and he takes photos of it because he finds it funny - don’t think there is a whole lot more to read into than that
    If he lands Byron Cardwell, I'll find where he lives and hand deliver him his own pair of spoopy skeletons. Or a kick ass RC truck. His choice.
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    dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,971
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    Emoterman said:

    Bread said:

    I'm disappointed in all you. Skeleton lore enthusiasts, like me, know they are in the neighbor's front yard.

    Yea I kind of figured it’s just one of his neighbors and he takes photos of it because he finds it funny - don’t think there is a whole lot more to read into than that
    If he lands Byron Cardwell, I'll find where he lives and hand deliver him his own pair of spoopy skeletons. Or a kick ass RC truck. His choice.
    And free landscaping for a yr.
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