WTF with coach boner and the skeletons?

sinceredawg

https://twitter.com/KbTheStable/status/1290329585507119104?s=20

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bananasnblondes

sinceredawg said:

https://twitter.com/KbTheStable/status/1290329585507119104?s=20

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Jesus christ. Take care of your yard! You make enough that you can hire someone to do it for you. That looks like my front yard when I rented a house in college and the cheap-ass owners sent a guy out once a month to mow the lawn

bananasnblondes

In June and July he has done 10 Sketeton tweets.

And I still can't get over how crummy the outside of his house looks.

GrundleStiltzkin

Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

ATBS, it's stupid AF.

dirtysouwfdawg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

ATBS, it's stupid AF.

Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.

GrundleStiltzkin

dirtysouwfdawg said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

ATBS, it's stupid AF.

Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.

There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

EsophagealFeces

He’s too lazy to do his job, so why the fuck any of you think he’d take care of his yard is beyond me.

NEsnake12

KB’s lawn is even thirstier than he is

GrundleStiltzkin

I'm now 81% certain not his house.

mrdoog

So one coach plays with RC cars and another puts skeletons in the front of his house. Kids find that very relatable

greenblood

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

Dude, this is fucking weird even if it's his place. Come on coach, you have a dead fucking potted plant in the backyard. How hard is it to spend 2 minutes a day watering that thing? If I'm a recruit, I'm looking at a coach who has zero pride in his home. "If he treats his home like that, how is he going to treat the program, the game plan, me and my aspirations?" If I'm Jimmy, I'm hiring a landscaper myself, and charging him with the bill.

insinceredawg

mrdoog said:

So one coach plays with RC cars and another puts skeletons in the front of his house. Kids find that very relatable

Isn't KB also the one who plays with RC cars?

dnc

greenblood said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

Dude, this is fucking weird even if it's his place. Come on coach, you have a dead fucking potted plant in the backyard. How hard is it to spend 2 minutes a day watering that thing? If I'm a recruit, I'm looking at a coach who has zero pride in his home. "If he treats his home like that, how is he going to treat the program, the game plan, me and my aspirations?" If I'm Jimmy, I'm hiring a landscaper myself, and charging him with the bill.

It’s way weirder if it’s his place

dnc

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

Calm down fatass, it’s not like he’s the recruiting coordinator or anything.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

dnc said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.

If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting

Calm down fatass, it’s not like he’s the recruiting coordinator or anything.

I’m big boned!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I'm now 81% certain not his house.

I feel like I’ve seen other photos of his with his wife and kids in front of another house.

GrundleStiltzkin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I'm now 81% certain not his house.

I feel like I’ve seen other photos of his with his wife and kids in front of another house.

This skeletons thing has really spun up some elements of ourº twatter fanbase. I don't recall in the many retwats of dem bones any that included Boner et al in them.


I can't believe I've put this level of thought into this stupid shit.

RatherBeBrewing

You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

dirtysouwfdawg

RatherBeBrewing said:

You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.



My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.

Pics or gtfo

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.

ATBS, it's stupid AF.

Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.

There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.

Well that's how they roll in Granite Falls