“I never loved the football program! I was just using it to get closer to the Fritzky Chair in Leadership. When I’m with the Foster Business School, I feel alive! It’s never henpecked me to death like you half brains down on Montlake! Fuck you Husky Nation - you sad sack of a washed up, Yeezy-wearing, beta program.”
*Drops mic - has someone bring him a cup of freshly made coffee.*
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*Drops mic - has someone bring him a cup of freshly made coffee.*