I read these boreds while pooping

PatHadenFS

...but tonight it's not helping. Post harder, doogs.

I'm gonna go drink some whisky. That'll do the trick.

PurpleBaze

I'm surprised you have anything left in you after taking that huge dump on USC by hiring Sark.

Was that the gut feeling you were talking about? The urge to take a shit on SC's football program?!

LevelPar

Metamucil.....fiber solves all problems.

uw2010

Here you go

PurpleBaze

That's one of the scariest fucking pictures, ever.

Haid_D_Salaami

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

That's one of the scariest fucking pictures, ever.

That beard supports its own ecosystem.

PurpleBaze

GrundleStiltzkin said:

That beard supports its own ecosystem.

Well, with all the tortilla chip crumbs that end up in that thing, there is plenty of food to go around for the organisms living in there.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

That beard supports its own ecosystem.

Well, with all the tortilla chip crumbs that end up in that thing, there is plenty of food to go around for the organisms living in there.

Abundance

poc81

So, a quick google search of "absolute mustard" indicates that it's a youth soccer camp……..

uw2010

poc81 said:

So, a quick google search of "absolute mustard" indicates that it's a youth soccer camp……..

Even worse that it says "jack the lad" underneath the logo on the shirt.

whatshouldicareabout

poc81 said:

So, a quick google search of "absolute mustard" indicates that it's a youth soccer camp……..

That explains the kid kicking the soccer ball on his shirt.

loadsock

The upper part of his beard owns stock in 5 Guys Burgers. I think I see a bag of Doritos hiding near the bottom.

BiggusDickus