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UW Dance program says whaaa?

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  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,465 Founders Club

    Fat chicks roaming the sideline.

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    Fat black chicks roaming the sidelines.

    Pouring out a 40 for one of the greats....



    Wood and wood.


    Monica Hart was a smoke show.
    After my dad's divorce, he'd always turn on the KIRO evening news and say "Monica baby!"
  • WestlinnDuckWestlinnDuck Member Posts: 15,049 Standard Supporter
    True. My wife is still a beautiful woman and more so when we started dating in the 1980s. She was always asking if I liked her shoes. As if regular guys are interested in shoe wear. That and her nail color. Like that is a deal breaker.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    dflea said:

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Uhhhh, yeah. There are certain places or occupations where ugly fucking people don't belong. Cheerleading and dance squads, models, magazine covers, actors (except when they need an ugly motherfucker), newscasters, escorts and prostitutes - male and female, strippers, and centerfolds. If you're an ugly fucker, take those off your list. I had to take NFL linebacker off mine because my physical characteristics didn't measure up. If you're ugly or a hog, nobody wants to see you dance. I feel you, but it is what it is.

    Everyone prefers a pretty face. Men, women, and newborn babies. It isn't learned behavior. The idea that this is a man thing is bullshit. It's a human thing. Deal with it.
    To be fair, have you looked at escorts/prostitutes lately? Looks isn’t high on the qualification list.
  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,163

    dflea said:

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Uhhhh, yeah. There are certain places or occupations where ugly fucking people don't belong. Cheerleading and dance squads, models, magazine covers, actors (except when they need an ugly motherfucker), newscasters, escorts and prostitutes - male and female, strippers, and centerfolds. If you're an ugly fucker, take those off your list. I had to take NFL linebacker off mine because my physical characteristics didn't measure up. If you're ugly or a hog, nobody wants to see you dance. I feel you, but it is what it is.

    Everyone prefers a pretty face. Men, women, and newborn babies. It isn't learned behavior. The idea that this is a man thing is bullshit. It's a human thing. Deal with it.
    To be fair, have you looked at escorts/prostitutes lately? Looks isn’t high on the qualification list.
    That's because you're looking at the old outlets where only the bottom barrel remnants remain. These days the high end hookers are all bought via Instagram and flown to Dubai to commit unspeakable acts that are only legal in a select few jurisdictions.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    dflea said:

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Uhhhh, yeah. There are certain places or occupations where ugly fucking people don't belong. Cheerleading and dance squads, models, magazine covers, actors (except when they need an ugly motherfucker), newscasters, escorts and prostitutes - male and female, strippers, and centerfolds. If you're an ugly fucker, take those off your list. I had to take NFL linebacker off mine because my physical characteristics didn't measure up. If you're ugly or a hog, nobody wants to see you dance. I feel you, but it is what it is.

    Everyone prefers a pretty face. Men, women, and newborn babies. It isn't learned behavior. The idea that this is a man thing is bullshit. It's a human thing. Deal with it.
    To be fair, have you looked at escorts/prostitutes lately? Looks isn’t high on the qualification list.
    That's because you're looking at the old outlets where only the bottom barrel remnants remain. These days the high end hookers are all bought via Instagram and flown to Dubai to commit unspeakable acts that are only legal in a select few jurisdictions.
    I’m talking about ones for the common man. Of course the $10k/hour ones are hot.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,856
    I feel like no girls at uw look like that
  • RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,677 Founders Club
    edited June 2020

    I shouldn't even mention this, but about 12 years ago I attended a HS Football game where it was somebody vs. Renton High, and one of Renton's Cheerleaders was a dwarf.

    I tried man, I really, really tried, but I couldn't help laughing when she tried to do a high kick and fell over backwards. One of the funniest scenes in my life.

    I've never felt worse as a human being, but what a life-affirming experience. For her.

    How far did they toss her in the air?

    I mean high in the air not to be confused with barroom dwarf tossing;-)
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