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UW Dance program says whaaa?

Postal91
Postal91 Member Posts: 1,895
Saw on the instashits a post by UW Athletics and Jen Cohen about a leadership change in the dance program where they are changing the tryout process in that it has not adequately taken into account important factors. Anyone have the scoop here?

I see a lot of people pissing about body shaming, etc., etc, but I know you all have the scoop.

If they are now allowing butch women without long hair to twirl around in the 2nd quarter with some hip thrusts... I'm out.

Comments

  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,124 Standard Supporter
    Fat chicks roaming the sideline.

  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,792 Swaye's Wigwam
    What I saw (no links) was two returning black performers were dismissed during the tryouts -

    can the coach, and the new process is to keep the blacks and get rid of two whites/asians.

    I added the /asians so it doesn't seem as racial.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,678 Standard Supporter
    They re-added a homely black chick and fired the coach. I'm not sure about the other girl. She's about a 5. It's very suspicious and common sense sez they caved because of the situation. Pathetic.

    Of course the press release was extremely vague. I'm sure fat lesbo pres had something to do with that.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Interesting point of privilege. If you fail at something it can't be because you weren't good enough, it's because the coach/teacher/boss hates you because of melatonin content.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,068

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    I was.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,068

    Fat chicks roaming the sideline.

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    Fat black chicks roaming the sidelines.

    Pouring out a 40 for one of the greats....



    Wood and wood.


    Monica Hart was a smoke show.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,068

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    I was.
    Christ.

    *It was.
  • Postal91
    Postal91 Member Posts: 1,895

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    I was.
    Christ.

    *It was.
    Well, so long as you was and not is, that is what was matters today.
  • Postal91
    Postal91 Member Posts: 1,895
    LebamDawg said:

    What I saw (no links) was two returning black performers were dismissed during the tryouts -

    can the coach, and the new process is to keep the blacks and get rid of two whites/asians.

    I added the /asians so it doesn't seem as racial.

    Since you added a number/value next to the word Asians, you just made it racial. Like they were supposed to calculate that value or something.
  • Postal91
    Postal91 Member Posts: 1,895
    LOFL, I mentioned this to my wife and she gave a face palm... then laughed and said it was likely b/c of this that we put out a while back.

  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,112 Founders Club
    The cheerleader stands by a wall with her arms in the cobra position with elbows extended to the wall. If the breasts hit the wall before the elbows she is a cheerleader

  • Postal91
    Postal91 Member Posts: 1,895

    The cheerleader stands by a wall with her arms in the cobra position with elbows extended to the wall. If the breasts hit the wall before the elbows she is a cheerleader

    I hope we reimplement this when we all move to the United State of Greenland.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,068
    Postal91 said:

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    I was.
    Christ.

    *It was.
    Well, so long as you was and not is, that is what was matters today.
    Racist!!!!!!!
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,678 Standard Supporter
    Postal91 said:

    LOFL, I mentioned this to my wife and she gave a face palm... then laughed and said it was likely b/c of this that we put out a while back.

    wood
  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,633 Standard Supporter
    Who buys Cosmo magazines? This will shock you - women. Pretending that attractive women don't sell product to both sexes is just that - pretending. But in today's ever increasing PC world, we can just put the big butch dyke with her two inch hair cut on Cosmo and believe it won't impact sales.
  • Houhusky
    Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Sounds like someone who can’t appreciate the fundamentals in sporting athletics.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,532 Founders Club

    Fat chicks roaming the sideline.

    Joking aside, I'm sure it's race-related.

    Fat black chicks roaming the sidelines.

    Pouring out a 40 for one of the greats....



    Wood and wood.


    Monica Hart was a smoke show.
    After my dad's divorce, he'd always turn on the KIRO evening news and say "Monica baby!"
  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,633 Standard Supporter
    True. My wife is still a beautiful woman and more so when we started dating in the 1980s. She was always asking if I liked her shoes. As if regular guys are interested in shoe wear. That and her nail color. Like that is a deal breaker.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    dflea said:

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Uhhhh, yeah. There are certain places or occupations where ugly fucking people don't belong. Cheerleading and dance squads, models, magazine covers, actors (except when they need an ugly motherfucker), newscasters, escorts and prostitutes - male and female, strippers, and centerfolds. If you're an ugly fucker, take those off your list. I had to take NFL linebacker off mine because my physical characteristics didn't measure up. If you're ugly or a hog, nobody wants to see you dance. I feel you, but it is what it is.

    Everyone prefers a pretty face. Men, women, and newborn babies. It isn't learned behavior. The idea that this is a man thing is bullshit. It's a human thing. Deal with it.
    To be fair, have you looked at escorts/prostitutes lately? Looks isn’t high on the qualification list.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

    dflea said:

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Uhhhh, yeah. There are certain places or occupations where ugly fucking people don't belong. Cheerleading and dance squads, models, magazine covers, actors (except when they need an ugly motherfucker), newscasters, escorts and prostitutes - male and female, strippers, and centerfolds. If you're an ugly fucker, take those off your list. I had to take NFL linebacker off mine because my physical characteristics didn't measure up. If you're ugly or a hog, nobody wants to see you dance. I feel you, but it is what it is.

    Everyone prefers a pretty face. Men, women, and newborn babies. It isn't learned behavior. The idea that this is a man thing is bullshit. It's a human thing. Deal with it.
    To be fair, have you looked at escorts/prostitutes lately? Looks isn’t high on the qualification list.
    That's because you're looking at the old outlets where only the bottom barrel remnants remain. These days the high end hookers are all bought via Instagram and flown to Dubai to commit unspeakable acts that are only legal in a select few jurisdictions.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    dflea said:

    In a just world free of the patriarchy, there would be no dance team. Or it would at least be 50% male and there would be no exposed flesh.

    Let’s take it to it’s logical conclusion.... we are picking people men want to stare at. Anything else is a lie.

    Uhhhh, yeah. There are certain places or occupations where ugly fucking people don't belong. Cheerleading and dance squads, models, magazine covers, actors (except when they need an ugly motherfucker), newscasters, escorts and prostitutes - male and female, strippers, and centerfolds. If you're an ugly fucker, take those off your list. I had to take NFL linebacker off mine because my physical characteristics didn't measure up. If you're ugly or a hog, nobody wants to see you dance. I feel you, but it is what it is.

    Everyone prefers a pretty face. Men, women, and newborn babies. It isn't learned behavior. The idea that this is a man thing is bullshit. It's a human thing. Deal with it.
    To be fair, have you looked at escorts/prostitutes lately? Looks isn’t high on the qualification list.
    That's because you're looking at the old outlets where only the bottom barrel remnants remain. These days the high end hookers are all bought via Instagram and flown to Dubai to commit unspeakable acts that are only legal in a select few jurisdictions.
    I’m talking about ones for the common man. Of course the $10k/hour ones are hot.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I feel like no girls at uw look like that
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,171 Founders Club
    edited June 2020

    I shouldn't even mention this, but about 12 years ago I attended a HS Football game where it was somebody vs. Renton High, and one of Renton's Cheerleaders was a dwarf.

    I tried man, I really, really tried, but I couldn't help laughing when she tried to do a high kick and fell over backwards. One of the funniest scenes in my life.

    I've never felt worse as a human being, but what a life-affirming experience. For her.

    How far did they toss her in the air?

    I mean high in the air not to be confused with barroom dwarf tossing;-)