Anyone else find it surprising

jmc84

that Dude-Brah Double-Chin made it through 2 years at BYU with no honor code violations? There must not be a Joey's in Provo.

PurpleBaze

Mormon girls are good at keeping secrets.

RavennaDawg

Sark is neither black nor Polynesian.

topdawgnc

A lot gets covered up when you are making a run towards the Cotton Bowl

poc81

Armenians are honorary mama jammas.

Simple fact.

allpurpleallgold

poc81 said:

Armenians are honorary mama jammas.

Simple fact.

That's a fucking call back.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Mormon girls are diiiiiirty. Nasty ho's. And yes they keep secrets from the church, the school and mom and dad. They'll take a deposit in the shit pit too. They'll sacrifice 2 days of pain, on the throne shitting their innards out, for a man's 2 minutes of pleasure.

[Deleted User]

Either PLSS is full of shit or he was a huge pimp back in the day as he seems to be an expert on every race/religion of every kind of pussy out there.

Since this is the internet I'm going to take his word for it and assume he was a P-I-M-P back in the day.

PostGameOrangeSlices

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Either PLSS is full of shit or he was a huge pimp back in the day as he seems to be an expert on every race/religion of every kind of pussy out there.

Since this is the internet I'm going to take his word for it and assume he was a P-I-M-P back in the day.

Three 8balls a day definitely isnt for choir boys or broke schmucks

puppylove_sugarsteel

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Either PLSS is full of shit or he was a huge pimp back in the day as he seems to be an expert on every race/religion of every kind of pussy out there.

Since this is the internet I'm going to take his word for it and assume he was a P-I-M-P back in the day.

Definitely easier to pull Peter which your adept at. I should have went that direction, we'd have something in common more_cocko:)

puppylove_sugarsteel

You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.

[Deleted User]

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.

I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.

My GF isn't my HS sweetheart.

HTH

Homebrew_Dawg

He_Needs_More_Time said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.

I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.

My GF isn't my HS sweetheart.

HTH

Should they meet?

IrishDawg22

He_Needs_More_Cock said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

You never dumped in a Mormon cocker? It's so difficult. Oh, I've dumped in black ass too. That makes me a pimp? Clear you got married right after high school and haven't lived much. Buy a baggie and pick up the phone. It's never too late. But wash the weenie real good. It stanks and your high school sweetheart will find out.

I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.

My GF BF isn't my HS sweetheart.

HTH

[Deleted User]

Irish should probably PM himself in the last 24 hours. A whole lot of pressing going on.

dnc

IrishDawg22 said:

I was paying you a compliment and yet you always take everything as an insult.

My GF BF isn't my HS sweetheart isn't my BF anymore.

fixed