just poured my first stiffy

LevelPar

TommySQC said:

fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.


I hate Christmas

Then go Fuck your face.

Haid_D_Salaami

Dardanus said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.

allpurpleallgold

Haid_D_Salaami said:

Dardanus said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.

What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.

Haid_D_Salaami

allpurpleallgold said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

Dardanus said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.

What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.

Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry a Wyoming girl.

You're welcome

allpurpleallgold

Haid_D_Salaami said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

Dardanus said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.

What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.

Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry.

You're welcome

That's better.

Haid_D_Salaami

allpurpleallgold said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

Dardanus said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.

Well just don't piss the bitch off. She hit me with a fucking cast Iron skillet just 3 weeks ago. God do I feel sorry for her husband....Good guy too.

What the fuck. Yeah, we're going to need more posts about your life.

Hence why I'm divorced and chasing strippers. Here's a piece of advice.....Never marry.

You're welcome

That's better.

Truer words....and some other philosophical shit I'd remember if I was sober......

DeepPurple

Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces.

Haid_D_Salaami

DeepPurple said:

Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces.

If only I really had it so good. Try dodging flying skillets and then get back to me. I even spend as much on her kid (with the new guy) for xmas as I do my own. Fuck I didn't keep a house.... I didn't even keep my dignity.

Christ I'm gonna wander down to the bar and see if there's anything slutty trolling tonite (a given in this town)

I hate the holidays......

CuntWaffle

Lol marriage.

CaptainPJ

Dardanus said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.

Really?

Pic's then, or electrocute yourself with tree lights drinking gasoline and eggnog

chuck

I just popped my first stiffy in about a week. I took a breath, burned a bowl, and looked at the hotties of the year thread. Worked like a charm.