just poured my first stiffy

TommySQC

fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.


I hate Christmas

Bad_MotherDucker

Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.

Meek

Mods?

TommySQC

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.

DMILOTC, true??

TheHB

Bad_MotherDucker said:

Cheers!!! I just relieved my stiffy. Can't be doing that shit on XMas, especially with the in-laws around.

Disagree. Unusually loud relieving will rid the premises of in-laws at future holiday gatherings, leaving plenty of opportunity for XMas relievery in the years to cum.

MikeDamone

TommySQC said:

fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.

I hate Christmas

I waited until 11:30. I'm not an alcoholic for god sakes.

puppylove_sugarsteel

I bet you did. How'd it feel?

Haid_D_Salaami

MikeDamone said:

TommySQC said:

fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.

I hate Christmas

I waited until 11:30. I'm not an alcoholic for god sakes.

There's a big difference between us drunks and goddamned alcoholics....we don't have to go to those fucking meetings

fivehundredmileDAWG

I'm in now too ....

Ill likely feel generally positive about everything in about an hour ...

On that note go fuck yourselves

Bad_MotherDucker

Haid_D_Salaami said:

MikeDamone said:

TommySQC said:

fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.

I hate Christmas

I waited until 11:30. I'm not an alcoholic for god sakes.

There's a big difference between us drunks and goddamned alcoholics....we don't have to go to those fucking meetings

Nothing wrong with drinking before noon and meetings are for fucking quitters

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TommySQC said:

fuck you fuck me fuck everyone.


I hate Christmas

Merry Christmas!

allpurpleallgold

Happy Holidays.

RaceBannon

allpurpleallgold said:

Happy Holidays.

Which holidays?

RaceBannon

I'm going out back with my wife to drink and smoke weed. I'll get some perspective. Fuck Dry December.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RaceBannon said:

I'm going out back with my wife to drink and smoke weed. I'll get some perspective. Fuck Dry December.

took ya long enough

Haid_D_Salaami

I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.

Dardanus

Is it too late to get drunk and poast in this thread?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Haid_D_Salaami said:

I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

Haid_D_Salaami

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Haid_D_Salaami said:

I agree with OP. I lay out 3 Gs every year for 3 kid, 2 grand kids and my ex wife (don't ask) and get fucking socks and underwear in return. Fuck christmas. It's just another reason to get drunk...as if I need one.

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

DeepSeaZ

5:50 pm my first Single Barrel of the evening. It helps me wrap presents

Dardanus

Haid_D_Salaami said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your ex better be giving you amazing blowjobs

She's re-married.....and she does. Since you asked.....

I can confirm that she does.