Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread
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You like to say BITD. You like saying that. It’s what you like to say.TurdBomber said:
Why not both.gif?RoadTrip said:
And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.TurdBomber said:
I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.RoadTrip said:
Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.WestlinnDuck said:
Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?RoadTrip said:
I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.PurpleThrobber said:
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You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.
Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.
Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.
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Why didn’t she take covid seriously?WestlinnDuck said:Jen should have gotten vaxxed. At least she wasn't as selfish as Aaron Rodgers or Joe Rogan.
http://ace.mu.nu/
Jen Psaki Has Covid For the Second Time (That We Know About)
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Clay Travis
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Jenn Psaki has covid again, her second time since October, despite being double vaxxed and boosted.
Jen Psaki @PressSec
Today, in preparation for travel to Europe, I took a PCR test this morning. That test came back positive, which means I will be adhering to CDC guidance and no longer be traveling on the President;s trip to Europe.
I had two socially-distanced meetings with the President yesterday, and he is not considered a close contact as defined by CDC guidance. I am sharing the news of my positive test today out of an abundance of transparency. The President tested negative today via PCR test.
Thanks to the vaccine, I have only experienced mild symptoms. In alignment with White House COVID-19 protocols, I will work from home and plan to return to work in person at the conclusion of a five-day isolation period and a negative test.
Remember, your vaccination protects Jen Psaki and turns her own vaccination into the "ON" position. (That's Science (TM).)
So which one of you dropped the ball on Jen?!
3 She finally circled back to something!
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And now the fuck does she know she wouldn’t have mild symptoms without the vaccine. Millions and millions of people did. Mild symptoms are much more common with severe symptoms. Dumb lying cunt. -
"thanks to the vaccine, the symptoms are mild"
STFU bitch, and show your tits
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Rodgers and Rogan were out in a week. Thank god they got the vaxx.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:"thanks to the vaccine, the symptoms are mild"
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AIDS saved her.
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LoneStarDawg said:
Just got my memory t-cell positive test result… got that lifelong immunity certificate
https://www.t-detect.com/
Choke on a dick @Swaye, you couldn’t catch covid even when you tried
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Bullshit update
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What if a person doesn't have access to masks? Or ID?RaceBannon said:Bullshit update
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Too bad. Medical care is very important and masks and ID are required. Almost as important as being 21 to buy alcohol a week ago in Oregon. Now you just need the incredibly hard to get state ID.MikeDamone said:
What if a person doesn't have access to masks? Or ID?RaceBannon said:Bullshit update
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Answer: Excuses, excuses. Zero accountability anywhere in the system or at home.pawz said: -
Why not just ask, "what if a person is black?"MikeDamone said:
What if a person doesn't have access to masks? Or ID?RaceBannon said:Bullshit update
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Ah shit no wonder lolGrundleStiltzkin said: -
Or they’re not hanging with the vaxxed spreaders.GrundleStiltzkin said: -
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magtards, the lot o' them
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So apparently Covid is over.
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Yup, just attended a packed concert at the Moda Center. Some mask holdouts, but very rare.thechatch said:So apparently Covid is over.
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It’s simple. The media and the WH don’t want Covid to continue to be the issue of our day.46XiJCAB said:
Yup, just attended a packed concert at the Moda Center. Some mask holdouts, but very rare.thechatch said:So apparently Covid is over.
Thanks, Vlad👍
We are back to Russia! Russia! Russia! with a side of “it ain’t poor old joe’s fault that gas costs 6.00/gallon”.