DM to Pup (You're our only hope)

UW_Doog_Bot

@DerekJohnson has been seduced by the promise of Seinfeld references and a signed jack lockner jersey. He's allowed the doogs to invade and run wild. It's like revenge of the nerds around here.



@PurpleBaze doesn't know his place in the pecking order and walks around spewing his hoo hee poo.



@YellowSnow is now a mod and uses his power to bully anyone who won't admit that he's the tallest poaster on HH. It's really taking a toll on @Gladstone.



@Swaye is a shell of his former degenerate self and now his stories of being covered in shit and vomit are the sad, not fun kind.



@Pitchfork51 is a boov discount version of Pup. Happy to go home with a whale and thankful if she let's him keep her panties as a souvenir to poast on here as proof of his prowess.



@PurpleJ has contracted the corona virus from gay sex with Chip Kelly and is now a broon who won't stop trying to act like the University of Caucasians Lost Among Asians means something to football. He's littering the boared with his mandarin filth.



You're the only one @puppylove_sugarsteel who can run these doogs with your golden locks and tips on how to avoid anal fissures.

YellowSnow

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

I promise to pester him just the same as before. Just like Petersen, I can't adapt and change my playbook/philosophy.

UW_Doog_Bot

YellowSnow said:

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

He’s not coming back. He’s too busy with his soccer ass girlfriend, Ameritrade accounts, ranches, and telling FRANNY that nothing has changed.

RoadDawg55

We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.

PurpleBaze

RoadDawg55 said:

We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.

Dooging over someone and having them disappoint us seems to be a common theme on this board. Usually, it's regarding the next great Husky savior QB. This time, it's one of our own.

PUP is going to crash and burn, guaranteed.

YellowSnow

UW_Doog_Bot said:

YellowSnow said:

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.

Yella reign of terror.

UW_Doog_Bot

YellowSnow said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

YellowSnow said:

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.

Yella reign of terror.

GrundleStiltzkin

UW_Doog_Bot said:

YellowSnow said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

YellowSnow said:

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.

Yella reign of terror.

Remains to be seen whether PUP can make the Great Leap Forward.

UW_Doog_Bot

GrundleStiltzkin said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

YellowSnow said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

YellowSnow said:

I promise to take it easy on Pup should he return. I got a little carried away with my e-bullying and didn’t think I’d actually run the poor guy.

It all makes sense now. @puppylove_sugarsteel, @YellowSnow is probably the one who locked you out of your account so he could strut around here like he ran you off. Don't blame @DerekJohnson for Yellow's duplicity and cowardlyness to face pup mano a mano.

Yella reign of terror.

Remains to be seen whether PUP can make the Great Leap Forward.

It's sad to see how many poasters we've lost to the yellow cultural revolution.

Doog_de_Jour

I blame myself. He’s been confused by his growing attraction to me. His homophobic behavior merely masks his own personal struggle with accepting his own sexuality.

I’m so sorry I made you feel uncomfortable Pup. I promise to stop making any inappropriate suggestive comments.

I just want you to be at peace with who you are.

Emoterman

Doog_de_Jour said:

I blame myself. He’s been confused by his growing attraction to me. His homophobic behavior merely masks his own personal struggle with accepting his own sexuality.

I’m so sorry I made you feel uncomfortable Pup. I promise to stop making any inappropriate suggestive comments.

I just want you to be at peace with who you are.

You can't be blamed; who among us can resist a Nubian god with blond flowing locks?

Baseman

RoadDawg55 said:

We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.

Does he have a big dick?

Swaye

I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.

dannarc

Baseman said:

RoadDawg55 said:

We’ve built up Pup’s return so much that it’s going to be such a disappointment. I’m here for it.

Does he have a big dick?

Is water wet?

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.

since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.

since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.

since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?

I teed that up for you buddy

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.

since when do trailer parks on the rez have pools?

I teed that up for you buddy

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye said:

I promise to barely even notice Pup's return because I will be taking another giant shit sausage out of the diaper genie and hauling it over to my shithead white devil neighbors house and dropping it in his pool.